That tiger didn't go crazy

That tiger went tiger!

Remember those poor kids who got chewed the fuck up by that tiger on Christmas day? One of them, a Mexican, died supposedly trying to save the other two, who sounded like they might have been Indian or something. But who knows?

I always wondered why they would even be in the zoo on Christmas, rather than at home, drinking to excess and eating the shit out of some swine. Come to find out, they probably were drinking to excess, and they may have been fucking with that tiger, which is why it attacked them.

An empty bottle of Vodka was reportedly found on the scene, and word on the streets is that they may have been carrying sling shots. Sling shots? Yeah, sling shots. On some ol' Dennis the Menace shit!

Authorities are also investing shoe prints found on the tiger's cage, which suggest that the victims, or somebody, may have been climbing up on the tiger's cage taunting.

Obviously their aim is to not have to pay much, if anything, to these kids and their families, but I can hardly blame them. If those kids really were climbing all up on the tiger's cage and shooting at it with a sling shot, that's what they get.

Am I right, or am I right?