Marc Rudov: My New Idol

Say what you will about Fox News, but you have to kinda like the fact that they'd run a segment with a guy like Marc Rudov.

So far this election cycle I've been keeping it tuned to MSNBC, just because I don't think you can beat the lineup of Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Pat Buchanan, and Tucker Carlson for sheer hilarity. Fortunately, the fruits over at Media Matters for America pay people to watch Fox News and pretend to be outraged about shit.

Yesterday this guy Marc Rudov was a guest on Your World with Neil Cavuto, where they had him attempting to explain why more guys don't vote for Hillary Clinton. According to him, when Barack Obama speaks, men hear, "Take off for the future;" but when Hillary Clinton speaks, they hear, "Take out the garbage." Ha!

That's so true.

But that's not even the best part. Did I mention that Marc Rudov is the author of a book called Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper Cables? Well, he is. Best title evar? I'm so gonna have to pick that up, not just on GP, but because I'm genuinely interested in learning ways to crank a broad's engine without the the use of cash, booze, or (god forbid) jumper cables.

(Not that I'm against using booze.)

I only stumbled upon his website just now, but based on the design alone I'd be willing to bet that it's a great resource for men, and perhaps even women.

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