I told you don't touch daddy's Xbox

I'm not gonna lie, I've had instances where I was playing a video game, and some thoughtless sack of shit walked past the TV and kicked out the cord, and the first thought that came to my mind was: Where's that sharp knife we used to have?

I suppose the fact that I've never gone looking for it could be viewed as either a) proof of just how fucking lazy I am, or b) the difference between myself and the likes of this guy Tyrone Spellman, pictured above. Perhaps both.

The other day, Tyrone Spellman was convicted of pummeling his baby daughter to death after she had the sheer balls to screw with daddy's Xbox.

No, really:

A man who played video games for hours each day has been convicted of killing his 17-month-old daughter when she pulled out his Xbox console.

[...]

Prosecutors in Philadelphia believe he pummelled Alayiah Turman, cracking her skull several times, while her pregnant mother slept in another room on September 7, 2006.

Damn.

That's so disgusting I almost can't see the humor in it.

Almost.

Checkit: Father Kills Daughter Over Xbox Console [Sky News]