Jennifer Love Hewitt: Would you still hit it?

When I was in high school, back in the late '90s, you couldn't tell me shit about Jennifer Love Hewitt. Her cans were ridonkulous. She was skinny as shit. And generally, if you're a woman, and you've got those two things in order, you're way more than half the way home already. I'm just now getting familiar with how her face looks, and this is ten years after the fact.

But to think, if I had somehow managed to talk Jennifer Love Hewitt into being my wife, say 5 or 10 years ago, I'd pretty much be screwed now. Not screwed so much in the sense that I definitely wouldn't have sex with her, but in the sense that I can hardly think of any white girls my age with asses quite as fucked the fuck up.

Seriously, what the fuck happened?

The other day, photos surfaced of Jennifer Love Hewitt on a beach in a bikini, and her ass looked more along the lines of how you might expect someone's grandma's ass to look. She could pretty much be doing MILF pr0n at this point, and she isn't even quite 30. Like I said, I'm not saying I definitely wouldn't hit it, but you guys know I'm "forgiving" like that.

What do you fruits think? I've posted a couple of the pictures after the jump.