David Cross on Soulja Boy
The blog Brooklyn Vegan has this series where comedians list their best of 2007. In David Cross' entry, he goes in on Soulja Boy.
To wit:
Soulja Boy, "Crank Dat" - I fucking love it! Not the song, but the fact that this Grammy nominated piece of shit is a full fledged phenomenon sung and emulated by children and pre-teens all across America. Why? Because it advocates cumming on a “ho’s” back and then putting the bed sheet on her so that when it dries it resembles a cape. And for extra giggles look up "supersoak" in the urban dictionary. You go (eight year old) girl!! Almost as great as middle aged white people gleefully singing a song celebrating a place to go for anonymous gay sex during the 7th inning stretch at Yankee stadium.
Checkit: Best of 2007 by David Cross [Brooklyn Vegan]

