Britney Spears' little sister is pregnant
Britney Spears' life in 2007 has been such a redneck clusterfuck, what with her being photographed out places dropping her babies on their heads and gorging herself on Cheetos. She couldn't even bring herself to get into decent shape (or at least dress more appropriately) for the MTV Awards. If it wasn't for schadenfreude, her career would be so over.
As if all that wasn't bad enough, it was announced yesterday that her sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, is pregnant. The daddy is some kid named Casey Aldridge, who appears to be roughly the same age, though it didn't say anywhere on TMZ.
Damn.
Granted it would have been that much more amusing if the daddy turned out to be 40 years old (as is often the case in the black community), or if there was any chance of this thing being aborted (come on...), but still. How often do you see one of these Disney Channel-age broads getting knocked up? (From what I understand, she was even on the Disney Channel.) There's hardly a precedent.
Cue the feigned moral outrage.
