The American Dream, redefined

It was bad enough when illegal immigrants were just stealing our jobs. Now we've got young kids coming into this country with nothing but the water on their backs (sorry), and leaving with fat white chicks named Kelsey.

According to the AP:

A middle school teacher accused of running away to Mexico with a 13-year-old boy when rumors started to swirl that they were having sex was due in court Monday to begin facing charges, three days after the pair was found.

Kelsey Peterson, 25, and Fernando Rodriguez, the subjects of a weeklong search, were taken into custody Friday without incident in Mexicali, Mexico, after the boy's relatives told police he had called home asking for money.

And here's some grim details on their relationship, from another AP story on the incident:

Court documents showed authorities had recovered several e-mails and letters in which the two professed their affection for one another.

In letters, the boy called Peterson his "Baby Gurl" and said their relationship was "just not about the sex but that it was pretty good," according to court documents.

Here's hoping that this doesn't lead to some run for the border (no pun intended) by young Mexican dudes looking for their own "baby gurl." For evidence that hispanic guys like their women nice and chubby, one need look no further than your typical Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon.

Speaking of which, I've noticed for a while now at the BGM this phenomenon of humongous white chicks - normally primarily the domain of broke black dudes - walking around with relatively tiny Mexican guys. Never mind jobs, which black guys don't need as much anyway. A sudden increase in this phenomenon could be the real straw that breaks the camel's back with regard to black-hispanic relations in this country.

Or am I reading too much into this?

Nebraska teacher accused of liaison with 13-year-old due in court [CNN]