The Real World: Sydney - Episode 10: Episode Summary

So it looks like tonight's episode will center around the girls' various relationship issues. You'll recall that pretty much everyone except for Parisa has got a man back home, but it's not like that's gonna stop them from getting it on, if the opportunity presents itself. Shit, Trisha is supposed to be saving herself for marriage, and you see how well that's turned out.

Speaking of which, this guy Alex stops by, presumably to see Trisha, but it appears Parisa is pretty ga-ga for him as well, which I'm sure is all the more reason for the two of them to beef with one another. Supposedly, Alex, who might be gay (no, really), wrote Trisha a poem, but Parisa is claiming he wrote her a poem as well, as well as a horoscope or some shit.

So I guess Trisha is officially still with her boyfriend back home and Parisa (obviously) has no such issues, so she feels it's only right that Alex should be all hers. KellyAnne, who's probably also jealous of Trisha (despite the fact that she banged Cohutta a couple of weeks ago), agrees. Nevermind the fact that she had her own boyfriend back home as recently as a couple of weeks ago.

[Commercial Break: For a minute there, I thought the commercial for this Tila Tequila program was a commercial for a gangbang. Goes to show what's on my mind more often than not.]

Oh but wait, KellyAnne calls a friend back home and gets all pissed because she saw some girl with her around her boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?). Huh? But what about the fact that she banged Cohutta. He's aware of that, right? If not, imagine the scene when he realizes who Cohutta is and that this is the guy she just had to cheat on him with. Cohutta just so happens to be in the next room and consoles her with some Deliverance music on his guitar.

Then there's more of this BS between Parisa and Trisha re: Alex. I guess Alex was over the other night and got jealous because he saw Trisha kicking it with some other guys. Which he tells Shauvon, which she tells Trisha, which she of course takes as evidence that Alex really does like her, which fills her with a new resolve to get with Alex, regardless of what the desperate-ass Parisa thinks.

[Another Commercial Break: Hey, it's Chromeo. I saw them at Intonation in '06. I can't really claim it was my sort of thing.]

But Alex might not like Trisha anyway. He goes out with her and Shauvon and some other metro fruit, and there's some dust-up re: whether Trisha is actually very good-looking. She asked him something, I guess to guage whether or not he prefers Parisa, and he responds that she's only like a six or a seven. Damn. So her and Shauvon are out of there with the quickness.

Then there's some shit that's hard to catch, where, supposedly, Alex comes by the house, and him and Parisa kiss, but then him and Trisha kiss as well, but then him and Parisa kiss again. Huh?

NEXT WEEK: Shauvon and Cohutta in some hot hillbilly domestic dispute action. Sweet!