According to Last Week's Poll
When I mention that I happen to like white chicks here and there (and everywhere!), I think people get the wrong idea. I don't like chubby, fucked-up-looking white chicks any more than I like chubby fucked-up-looking chicks of any race. Which is not to say that I wouldn't make like many a black man before me and score with one of them, if given the opportunity (or if I just had to force myself on one of them). I'm just saying.
Take for example Britney Spears. Based on pictures like the one above, I'm tempted to say that I definitely wouldn't score with her, but who knows. Not to get all Jack Nicholson in One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, but sometimes, when it's right in front of you like that, it can be hard to say no.
Last week's poll had to do with whether or not you'd bang Britney Spears. Here are the results.
- I'd hit it (345 votes)
- Hell no! (147 votes)
Perhaps surprisingly, something like 70% of those of you who voted would still bang Britney Spears. I suppose it's not that surprising, in that she still in better shape than half the chicks you see walking the streets of a city like St. Louis, but you know how people like to front on the Internets about having such high standards when it comes to women. Meanwhile, I'd imagine pretty much all of us have done a lot worse. Many of us on a regular basis!
Next week's poll, which has been up since this time yesterday, has to do with whether or not Tucker Carlson is teh ghey. Vote early and vote often. Nullus?