The would-be holy grail of sex tapes

The bad news? The woman in this Meg White sex tape video that's been circulating the Internets isn't actually Meg White?

As the White Stripes' publicist put it:

Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.

The good news? It's still a pretty good video, in the way you'd expect a Meg White sex tape to be damn enjoyable - though I know it can be difficult to come to a consensus on this site re: what constitutes a "doable" woman.

I'd spell it out even further, but chances are, if you know who Meg White is, you already know what I'm talking about.

NSFW: Here's a link to some screenshots from the video which will pop-up window, in case you need to take a look at them and make sure it's really not her. And here's a link to the actual video itself, since your probably gonna want to see these cans in action. Definitely don't click either of these if you're at work. (via)

The other good news? I just saved a shitload of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Sex Tape "Definitely Not" Meg White [Pitchfork]