Girls who fake tan are not hot
According to Last Week's Poll
Nothing against white chicks who are a bit pale, whom I also enjoy, but I do find that white chicks look best when they're a bit tanned. Nothing too overboard, just a nice, healthy bronze.
Unfortunately, as we now know, cracka-ass crackas can't go outside in the sun too long without running the risk of getting all burnt the fuck up. Fortunately, there's now a whole industry of fake-tanning beds and shit you can rub on your skin to achieve a similar effect.
Last week's poll had to do with whether or not girls who fake tan are hot.
The results:
- Not hot (253 votes)
- Hot (76 votes)
I kinda figured a lot of people would vote for not hot, both out of the typical racist spite against white women that's so common on the Internets, and because some white chicks do tend to overdo it on the fake tanning.
To be sure, there's nothing quite as fucked up-looking as an older white woman who spent too much of her youth outdoors and now her skin looks as if it was made out of shoe leather. Or these old white guys whose skin hangs all off of their faces, like John McCain, or the Rev. Bob Levy.
Still, it would be a logical fallacy to equate the average chick who fake tans to some old cancer victim. In that sense, it's not unlike this thought that chicks with real tits are hotter than chicks with fake tits, because, in theory, real tits are better than fake tits. But if that was true, how come so many women are willing to shell out for the fake?
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Next week's poll, which is similarly asinine, has to do with whether or not Lynyrd Skynyrd was racist. This occurred to me the other day while I was sitting in a white people's bar listening to "Sweet Home Alabama" on the jukebox. In particular, I was never sure what to make of the part about the governor as well as the part about Neil Young. What do you fruits think?
