Janeane Garofalo > Ann Coulter
According to Last Week's Poll
There's a guy, perhaps you've heard of him, named Nonutsbuey who comments on this site fairly often, and if you notice, he's always got something bad to say about Ann Coulter. Like, always. It's almost as if she called La Migra on his family or some shit. Invariably, he seems to have something to say about how she looks like a guy and how you're a fag if you'd have sex with her and so on and so forth.
To be sure, Ann Coulter's got her share of issues with regard to her personal appearance. In particular, she doesn't seem to be aging very well at all, which tends to be the case with white chicks more often than not, unfortunately. As far as the adam's apple thing is concerned, I'm pretty sure that's just her neck. But still, let's face it: most women her age could only hope to look that good.
I thought for certain that if I put her in a poll up against Janeane Garofalo, who's more or less the anti-Ann Coulter, she would walk away with an easy victory. Obviously I was mistaken.
The results:
- Janeane Garofalo (288 votes)
- Ann Coulter (143 votes)
As you can see, Janeane Garofalo received about twice as many votes as Ann Coulter, which, even if you adjust for Nonutsbuey voting once a day, which I'm sure he did, just seems hard to believe. I can appreciate the fact that the political views of most of the people who read this site are more along the lines of Janeane Garofalo, but still. There comes a time in your life when you have to put politics aside!
And you have to think that most of the people who voted for Janeane Garofalo were trying to make some sort of political statement against white supremacy - even though, last time I checked both her and Ann Coulter are white. I guess given any two white women, the one who's shorter and chubbier is considered the most black. In that sense, you wonder who would win in a poll between Janeane Garofalo and Serena Williams. God forbid.
