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July 31, 2007

Rock the Bells photos

Rock the Bells

I already wrote about Rock the Bells yesterday for XXL, and you know how it is once you write about something once. You don't really feel like sitting there and writing the same shit all over. So if you're interested in reading about the actual performances at Rock the Bells, you should probably check yesterday's post from XXL.

I did snap some photos while I was there and I figured I might post those here, but it's not like they're that good anyway, and even if they were, what good is a photograph without some sort of text to accompany it, to give it a sense of context. So I put together a little slide show of the photos I took at Rock the Bells. Only thing is, I did it in the most counterintuitive way possible.

What follows are my descriptions of the few photos I took at Rock the Bells that turned out well enough (relatively speaking) to post here; and after the jump, you'll find the actual photos themselves. My bad if anyone gets lost or anything.

1) First of all, the whole fucking weekend was just ridiculous in terms of logistics and crowd control. As soon as you got off the bus and walked the short distance to the field where the concert was held, you had to stand in this long-ass line to get patted down for weapons or whatever. The weird thing is, they weren't doing a very good pat-down job at all. I got in the line of the one woman who was there, hoping she might check my balls, but of course she didn't.

2) If I remember correctly, the first thing I did after I got there was head over to the concession stand, because I was hungry as shit. I woke up a bit too late to catch the free continental breakfast at the classy hotel I was staying in. Then I headed on over to the Paid Dues stage, which was not far from the hot dog tent, to finish my lunch and catch Cage. Fortunately, there weren't very many people over there at all.

3) If you've ever seen Cage perform live before (I caught him last summer on Mr. Lif's Mo Mega tour), you know he's got a dark, rather twisted sense of humor. Here he is pretty much daring the crowd to participate in whatever it is he was trying to do by holding the mic up to his pants as if it was his joint.

4) As the host of the Paid Dues stage, Murs made it a point to mock (like, in a really mean-spirited way) whoever happened to be playing on the main stage at the time. At this point, I think it was Mos Def and Talib Kweli. You'll also notice that he's dressed like a NASCAR driver-slash fruit.

5) Brother Ali really is as creepy to look at live as he describes on his records. He had that Kangol pulled down over half of his face the entire set, which helped matters. Also, the guy's an incredible rapper. He might even come off better live than on record, just because the sound on those Rhymesayers albums is never any good anyway, and live you can really appreciate the sheer level of force and clarity with which he can spit. If you get a chance, you should check him out live.

6) I know, this is a pretty shitty photo of the Roots. You should see the ones I took of PE, which I didn't include in this post. I think part of it is that there might have been some lingering dust in the air, and part of it's that I wasn't quite as close as I would get to the stage for the rest of the headliners, though I was already pretty close at this point.

7) The down side of being so close to the stage is that that's where all the crazy people are. I didn't even get any shots of the mosh pits, a few of which I had pretty much no choice but to be involved in, but I did get a few shots of people crowd surfing.

8) About three-fourths of the way through Cypress Hill's set, B-Real, who was puffing on a joint the whole time (like, while he was rapping) started talking about his favorite ways to smoke weed. According to B-Real, New York is all about blunts, but Cali is all about hits from the bong. Then Sen Dog emerged with this monster bong and took a big hit, to the crowd's utter amusement.

9) Between the Cypress Hill and Wu-Tang sets, I stuck my digital camera in the air and got a few shots of the audience. I'm pretty close to the stage at this point, and it's hard to make out just how far the audience extends. As you can see, there weren't very many (read any) black people in attendance.

10) Finally, here's a shot of the Wu just as they were hitting the stage. Notice the cheesy Shaolin Temple backdrop. After that, the crowd got way too crazy to get any good photos. Also, I noticed my camera was about out of batteries in between the Wu-Tang and Rage Against the Machine sets, so all I got of Rage were some shitty camera phone photos.

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July 30, 2007

Common peaked 13 years ago

Common

According to Last Week's Poll
It had been a while since I'd seen the Internets as upset as they were last week. Those of us with a frame of reference with regard to good music were upset that the new Common album, Finding Forever, is as awful as it is. Meanwhile, those of you who wouldn't know from good rap music got all upset with me just for telling it like it is. Lord, the things I go through just for the sake of journalism. Nullus.

Last week's poll had to do with which Common album was the best.

The results:

  1. Resurrection (176 votes)
  2. Be (123 votes)
  3. Like Water for Chocolate (75 votes)
  4. One Day It'll All Make Sense (36 votes)
  5. Can I Borrow a Dollar? (15 votes)
  6. Finding Forever (11 votes)
  7. Electric Circus (8 votes)

So Resurrection came in first, which was a relief, but otherwise this is one of the more fucked polls I've run in a long time. One Day It'll All Make Sense, i.e. the second-best Common album evar, at least got more votes than the likes of Can I Borrow a Dollar? Finding Forever and Electric Circus, but it still came in way behind Be and Like Water for Chocolate, i.e. the two Common albums for young people and girls.

I did find it interesting that Finding Forever came in next to dead last, just ahead of Electric Circus, after so many of you bitches whined like the girls that you are when I revealed that it isn't any good a couple of weeks ago. Not that anyone in their right minds should have voted for Finding Forever in this poll, but I don't think I'll have any problem taking this as a sign that I was right all along.

***

Speaking of contentious polls, this week's has the potential to be one of the best/worst evar. I know personally I've rarely had such a hard time deciding which option to vote for. Take some time, think it over, then vote early and vote often.

July 27, 2007

It's up to you, New York, New York

Rage Against the Machine

Where All My Zapatistas At?
So yeah, I'm headed out to NY for Rock the Bells. I'll be there all day today and Saturday and about half the day Sunday. Hopefully it doesn't suck balls. According to this guy I was talking to, it's supposed to rain this weekend. I could use my feet dry when I'm yelling, "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!" God forbid my $15 Starbury shoes should get fucked up over something as questionable as live hip-hop.

I'll be staying in a classy five-star joint out by the airport, which is supposedly not too far from the place where the show will be, though obviously I wouldn't know one way or the other. I'm not sure what exactly I'm doing today or after the show Saturday. If you're going to be in town and you know of anything cool going on, hit me on the email. I'll have one of my swanky new free phones that does email with me.

After the jump is a small collection of videos from some of the groups I'm looking forward to checking out.

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July 26, 2007

So this is what it's come to, huh, BET?

Reh Dogg

Anyone else catch Hot Ghetto Mess (er, We Got to Do Better) on BET last night? I did. I usually don't even bother watching TV during the week anymore, even though I still pay out the ass for cable, but I figured what the fuck? I was home anyway, and I had some beer I needed to get rid of before I go out of town. Or at least that's what I told myself.

Before Hot Ghetto Mess came on there was this show called S.O.B., short for Socially Offensive Behavior. I think. It's hosted by DL Hughley, who usually comes off pretty well on TV talk shows like Real Time with Bill Maher, but I guess he's hard up for work since whatever sitcom he was on got canceled. Is there still such a thing as the WB? Must not be.

Come to find out, S.O.B. is pretty much a rip of those Amazing Racist videos that were circulating the Internets a couple of years ago. If you're not familiar with them, they were these videos where this guy Ari Shaffir would do things that were ridonkulously racist and then you would laugh at it. I though it was pretty much the funniest shit evar, though I know djxplicit didn't find it very funny, especially the one where he picks up the illegal immigrant day laborers and drops them off in front of La Migra. Ha!

Of course S.O.B. doesn't feature anything nearly as "racist" and hence funny. Probably the funniest bit last night was one that took place in a restaurant where they would seat people based on race. I know, every restaurant does that, but at this place they actually announced it as their policy. If this only sounds kinda funny, that's because it was. I love the idea of the show, but I was waiting for a train wreck and all I got was a few fender benders.

Similarly, all Hot Ghetto Mess is is some shit BET ripped from the Internets. Obviously the show is based on the website of the same name, which features pictures of black people with unfortunate hair styles and what have you (apparently the only thing black people enjoy looking at on the Internets), but the bulk of the show is made of videos that they obviously just taped off of motherfucking YouTube. The first one was actually "Why Must I Cry?" by Reh Dogg, and I had seen several of the other ones already.

There were also some Jay Leno-style man on the street segments and some other bullshit, but none of it was really that funny. In fact, the show probably would've been better if all they did was show Reh Dogg videos for half an hour, though of course they had to fade "Why Must I Cry?" out before he actually cocks the gun and points it at his head. Again, I couldn't help but think that this show would've been that much better if BET actually had the balls to be genuinely offensive. But if they were gonna do that, they could just bring back BET Uncut. I liked that better anyway.

After the jump is another video that I'm sure will turn up on Hot Ghetto Mess a good six months after everyone has already seen it, provided Hot Ghetto Mess sticks around that long.

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July 25, 2007

Pimp C = clearly batshit

Pimp C

"Nigger you smoke enough sherm, your dumb ass will do a lot of motherfucking things. You'll be in there sucking niggers' dicks!" — Samuel L. Jackson in True Romance

"My skin is pretty. My toes are pretty. I'm a young funky wild boy and I'm a sexy young muthafucker. I ain't out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay-ass Ne-Yo." - Pimp C in Ozone magazine

Listen to this insane interview with Pimp C and then read these stories I did on him and Bun B last year and tell me I wasn't right all along! How did I know? I'll admit, it's because I'm prejudiced. I hear "pulled out a gun on a woman in a mall," and my mind immediately goes to, "Wow, this guy is fucking insane!" The thing is, I'm usually right, as I was in this case. Pimp C has obviously smoked one sherm stick too many.

Bol on Bun B and Pimp C:

Checkit: The Chronicles of Pimp C [TrillSouth]

Know What I Mean: Book Review

Know What I Mean

Know What I Mean?: Reflections on Hip-Hop
by Michael Eric Dyson

Perhaps you've heard of Michael Eric Dyson. In the past 10 years or so, he's put out about 15 books, including that one about Tupac Shakur that you could get for free if you picked up a copy of that god-awful Thug Angel documentary. I actually did pick one up, since the whole thing at Best Buy was probably a bit cheaper than you'd pay for the book by itself at a Barnes and Noble.

Up until just now it was the only Michael Eric Dyson book I've ever read. A couple of years ago, I meant to check out his book about how Bill Cosby is obviously batshit and would be one of these old black people you always hear about dying in house fires, except for the fact that he's worth roughly a gozillion dollars, but I figured I got the gist of it from his numerous appearances on TV talk shows over the years.

And really, a TV talk show is probably the best way to experience Michael Eric Dyson. I don't know if he sits around all day popping No Doz and poring over a thesaurus or what, but suffice it to say that he shows up to these damn things in full-on Cornholio mode. For a while now I've been convinced that a lot of the effect has to do with the ridonkulous level of speed and clarity with which he speaks, but still. I wouldn't want to take away too much from the guy. Lord knows I can barely order a pizza.

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Camp Lo - Black Hollywood: Album Review

Black Hollywood

Camp Lo, Black Hollywood (Good Hands, 2007)
Back in the late '90s, Camp Lo were the other group produced by Ski, the guy who did some of the great shit on the first Jay-Z album. Obviously they didn't go on to dominate the rap game and become world conquering fake business tycoons, but their 1997 debut Uptown Saturday Night is regarded by many as a lost classic of the era. Unless they did something in the interim that flew beneath my radar, this is their first major release since then.

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July 23, 2007

The real reason Serena Williams is so good at tennis

Jane

I never thought I'd write about JANE magazine as much in a single year as I have this year.

You'll recall that earlier this summer I posted a link to this blog on the JANE website where they were having women send in pictures of their boobs. It may have had something to do with breast cancer research, but I can't remember.

Then a few weeks ago XXL editor Elliott Wilson mentioned something about how JANE is going out of business in his blog, which he of course used as a jumping off point to post some audio files of something or other sans any kind of interesting context. At least other blogs that traffic in that sort of thing post MP3 files that you can actually download.

But I digress. Earlier today a guy emailed me a link to one of these sports blogs (I know) which has posted a nude picture of Serena Williams, which was featured in a recent issue of... you guessed it, JANE magazine! How they're still publishing nude photos of Serena Williams when they're supposedly out of business is beyond me, but perhaps this was their idea of one last big fuck you to the male race.

No but really, I realize at least a few of you really are into Serena Williams. It'd be interesting to hear your opinions on this photo. My opinion, of course, is that she looks like a guy. The strategically placed bundle of flowers, a la the cover to Fleetwood Mac's Rumours, is obviously there to cover her junk.

Here's how the guy at the sports blog put it:

I won't write anything mean. I think it's great that Jane is encouraging women to be comfortable with their bodies no matter how they look. For example, in many cases skinny girls with small breasts are just as attractive as skinny girls with big breasts. It's important to be open-minded about these things, otherwise the fatties might eat some more Haagen-Dazs.

Ha! It's too bad this guy has chosen to write about motherfucking sports for a living. I could use him writing about rap music. No homo.

After the jump is the photo in question, for your viewing pleasure.

Checkit: IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE. A LOT WORSE.

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Jeff Buckley is the King of Hallelujah

Jeffbuckley

According to Last Week's Poll
I was aware that Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah," as recorded by any number of people, has because the favorite song evar of so many music as wallpaper types. But it hadn't occurred to me until just recently, when I was researching the song for last week's poll, just how ubiquitous it is these days.

In addition to its use in the film Basquiat and on Jeff Buckley's Grace, the last two times it meant anything (both in the mid '90s, mind you), apparently it's also been used in the movie Shrek, and every third TV show on the air right now, and has been covered by everyone from Bob Dylan to the group K's Choice.

Pop Quiz: How many of you d-bags can name K's Choice hit single from the mid '90s off the top of your head? No cheating! I could, though it took quite a bit of mental effort. I might have to take the rest of the day off.

Last week's poll had to do with which of the four arguably most prominent versions of "Hallelujah" is the best.

The results:

  1. Jeff Buckley (86 votes)
  2. Willie Nelson (61 votes)
  3. Leonard Cohen (34 votes)
  4. John Cale (11 votes)

I kinda figured Jeff Buckley would win, but the results of this one are still pretty bizarre to me. Personally, I voted for John Cale's version, and I'm surprised hardly anyone else did. Meanwhile, the Willie Nelson version, which was featured on the Ryan Adams-produced Songbird, didn't do a whole lot for me, and yet it was almost up there with the Jeff Buckley version. Hmm...

My thought with regard to the original Leonard Cohen version of the song is that if it was that good, then how come so many people are more familiar with any number of cover versions of it than they are the original? Granted I'm sure people could come up with any number of cover versions that were inferior to the original and yet remain more popular, but still.

At the end of the day, it's obviously Leonard Cohen himself who's having the last laugh here. As often as you hear "Hallelujah" these days, he must be rolling in royalty checks. Meanwhile, Jeff Buckley is still as dead as doornails, no one knows who John Cale is, and Willie Nelson is still being thrown in jail at the ripe old age of 70 someting for riding around in a tour bus made entirely from pot.

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July 20, 2007

Common - Finding Forever: Album Review

Finding Forever

Common, Finding Forever (B.A.D. Music, 2007)
Finding Forever is the long-awaited follow-up to 2005's critically acclaimed and reasonably commercially successful Be. Again Kanye West is handling the bulk of the production. Can the two of them recapture the "magic" they created with that album, or is the most disappointing rap release in ages? Hmm...

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