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June 29, 2007

Biggie demo tape

Biggie

A long-time reader of this site who's well aware of my Biggie stannery (not that such a thing is possible, when you think about it) found this compilation of demos Biggie put together in '92 and '93 and figured I might be interested. It's listed as a torrent on one of these mixtape torrent sites, so I figured I'd post it here on the outside chance anyone else is interested.

Tracklisting:

  1. Unsigned Hype Demo Tape
  2. Another Rough One (Demo)
  3. Biggie With the Hype Shit ('92 Demo)
  4. Do What You Wanna Do ('93 Demo)
  5. Macs & Dons
  6. Blazing Chronic
  7. Can I Get With Ya (Version with Extra Verse)

A man of my status is obviously too busy to go through these sites and make sure there isn't anything else worth a shit, but if you've got the time, have at it and let me know if you find anything. If you do, I can probably hook you up with a free shake. No homo just in case.

Checkit: Biggie Smalls Demo Tape From 92-93 [MixFiend]

June 27, 2007

Papoose - Bang It Out: Track Review

Bang It Out

I'm sure every story about Papoose between now and when his album drops will have to mention something about him being the one and a half million dollar man, but it really does bear repeating: Jive Records, the same cracka-ass crackas who fucked up the last OutKast and Clipse albums, gave this bum, who sounds like a budget Big L, (in Dr. Evil voice) $1.5 million. People, there's clueless, and then there's clueless. Jive Records is obviously the latter.

Perhaps to capitalize on the publicity generated by Pap having one of his bag handlers chase that clown Uncle Murder out of a club and down a street (you ain't know? that's how hip-hop works these days), Jive Records has gone and released the first single from Pap's forthcoming debut the Nacirema Dream.

I know Papoose has shown flashes of lyrical brilliance in the past, but if there was any thought of his debut being the next Illmatic, I guess you can put that aside now. Jive Records has got a shiteload of money to make back, and obviously they aren't about to take very many chases. They've brought in Scott Storch and Snoop Dogg to handle the bulk of the heavy lifting on "Bang It Out," and, wouldn't you know, it pretty much sounds like a Scott Storch-produced Snoop Dogg record, but with Papoose dropping a couple of verses on it. As a Snoop Dogg song this would be alright, but as the first Papoose record, I'm at a loss for how this could be considered a good idea. (via Ian)

Bobby Cutts, Jr., seriously, wtf?

Bobby Cutts, Jr.

I can't be bothered to follow the news too closely during the week, let alone on the weekends, but I remember I was in the BGM the other day when it was announced that 5-0 in Ohio had found the dead body of Jesse Marie Davis, who had been missing for about 10 days at that point and who was nine months pregnant at the time.

Cracka-ass crackas were pissed! This one woman was on her cell phone all like, "He oughta be hung by his you know what!" Like, literally, that's what she said.

Because I could give a rat's ass about pregnant women turning up missing, it wasn't until a while later, when I had gone over to my parents' house to eat for free, which I do from time to time, that I realized that this was a case of a nine months pregnant white woman being killed and dumped in the woods by her black baby's father.

Ruh roh!

Things we know about this case thanks to the world's most accurate encyclopedia:

-Bobby Cutts, Jr. was the father of Jesse Marie Davis' two year-old son, but he was also married to another woman who he was in the process of divorcing.

-Bobby Cutts, Jr. claims he didn't have shit to do with her dying, but he figured he'd better drop her off in the woods, since no one would ever believe he didn't kill her.

-A black chick named Myisha Ferrell, with whom Bobby Cutts, Jr. attended high school, helped him dump the body in the woods. She's since been charged with obstruction of justice.

So, um, yeah. Obviously this can't possibly bode well for the state of interracial relationships, or - as I like to call it - black man on white woman love, can it?

I mean, Bobby Cutts, Jr. is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, but let's face it: he killed this poor, pregnant woman because he's probably already got like five other kids, and the last thing he was trying to do was take care of yet another child with his chubby white side-action.

There's an obvious parallel to be drawn with Nicole Brown Simpson feeling she was entitled to whatever ridonkulous sum she was receiving from OJ Simpson each month in alimony, child support and what have you and suddenly turning up dead. Not that OJ Simpson did it or anything; I'm just saying.

At least in the case of OJ Simpson we could convince ourselves that it was an isolated incident having to do with celebrity and ridonkulous wealth and cocaine use and what have you. The case of Bobby Cutts, Jr. could be even more devastating in that it establishes a pattern of brothers knocking up white broads and then trying to duck responsibility by any means necessary, as Malcolm X would say.

A special message to white women, from yours truly

To any of my white sisters reading this: Look, ladies, I'm not sure what was going on in the mind of Bobby Cutts, Jr. or OJ Simpson, for that matter, but trust that that's not how all of us brothers operate.

Even if there was to be a situation where I knocked one of you up and I didn't have the means (or the will), to provide for my new family, as it were, I still wouldn't pull any shit like this. At the very least, I might move to another state and try to get a job off the books, but all of this killing white women shit? That's just insane!

June 26, 2007

Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger: Album Review

Easy Tiger

Ryan Adams, Easy Tiger (Lost Highway, 2007)
The early buzz on this new Ryan Adams album is that it's either his best work since Heartbreaker, or it's just kinda boring. The former obviously seems less than likely, but who knows? The guy is kind of a genius.

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The Baconator? Shit!

The Baconator

The other day I got a phone call from my little brother, who's off in Maine riding his bicycle. (If you're in Maine, and you happen to be reading this, he's the black guy on the bicycle. Don't loan him any money!) The reason he called is that he'd seen a commercial for some shit called the Baconator, and of course he knew I'd be interested.

As many of you 'bags may already know, I used to be big into Wendy's. I haven't worked there (yet), but while I was in college I discovered the joys of their 3/4 lb. Triple Stick, which could very well be, on the low, the gulliest hamburger in the history of niggerdom hamburgerdom.

Hardee's ridonkulous Monster Thickburger receives most of the praise, probably because it has the highest calorie count of any hamburger on the market. But if my math is correct, three-fourths of a pound of beef (before they cook all of the water out of it), as featured on Wendy's Triple Stack, is a bit more beef than comes on the 2/3 lb. Monster Thickburger. The thing is, the Monster Thickburger has a shiteload of mayonnaise and cheese and bacon, which ups its gulliness factor considerably.

As of right, Wendy's new Baconator only comes with two 1/4 lb. burger patties (though an eventual 3/4 lb. version is always an option), but it does come with a shiteload of bacon and cheese and mayonnaise. Here's how the Wendy's website describes it:

Six bacon slices piled high atop two1/4 lb. fresh, never frozen, burger patties. Complete with American cheese and mayonnaise dressing on our signature premium bun. Go on, obsess a little.

Indeed I would've obsessed a little two days ago had I been able to. The thing is, there is no such thing as Wendy's here in St. Louis anymore. The buildings where the various Wendy's used to be are all still there, but the lights have been out since last fall, which I discovered on one lonely, sorrowful night on the way home from the BGM.

According to the world's most accurate encyclopedia, about 50 Wendy's in the St. Louis area, which expands pretty far into Illinois, were forcibly closed without warning one day this past October due to financial troubles from the franchisee. Which is not unlike what happened to Super Smokers BBQ, where I did once work, though that supposedly had something to do with 9/11.

It was bad enough when I could no longer cop a fast food hamburger with three 1/4 lb. patties on it (the patties on those BK Stackers are kinda tiny), but now that Wendy's has come out with this Baconator, I'm especially upset. I've gotta take some road trips this summer anyway, so I'll make it a point to stop at a Wendy's and try one out. Have any of you 'bags tried one yet?

June 25, 2007

T.I. - T.I. vs. T.I.P.: Album Review

T.I. vs. T.I.P.

T.I., T.I. vs. T.I.P. (Atlantic, 2007)
I wasn't that crazy about the last T.I. album, but it ended up being one of last year's best-selling rap albums. And I think we can all agree that the two singles released from this album so far have been rather underwhelming. Is T.I. vs. T.I.P. full of nothing but "Big Shit Poppin'"-esque shit sandwiches, or is it actually good? Not to tip my hand this early in the review, but the answer is obviously the former rather than the latter.

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Women are just as racist as men

How bad is Paris Hilton, really?

According to Last Week's Poll
When we think of racism, we generally think of men. But it occurred to me recently that women must be at least as racist as men, if not even more so. Last week's poll had to do with who is more racist: men or women.

The results:

  1. Men (197 votes)
  2. Women (193 votes)

The thing is, if you subscribe to the Real World view of racism, then men must be more racist than women, since you find more men than women in positions of power in our society.

But think about it: what's more powerful than a woman's vagine? Hardly anything (unless you're a teh ghey guy, in which case you might want to sit this one out). Even if you've got all of the money in the world, you're eventually going to have to spend some of it on some tang.

According to a recent story in the New York Times, women are much more racist than men when it comes to the issues that matter, like who they'd like to fuck. In particular, black and white women live to discriminate against men based on their race. Asian and Hispanic women aren't nearly as racist, though I suppose that's understandable, given their options.

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Note: Next week's poll actually has to do with rap music. If you still like rap music, this is your chance to have your voice heard. Vote early and vote often.

June 21, 2007

Can little kids be teh ghey?

Reischel

How old does a kid have to be to know for a fact that he's teh ghey? According to a story in this week's Village Voice, kids in New York are coming out of the closet as young as three years old, possibly even younger (I couldn't bring myself to read the whole thing). I suppose in a sense this could be viewed as a sign of progress, but I don't know.

On the one hand, I don't doubt that a kid that young could already be leaning in that direction. When I was a kid, back in the 1980s, there were always certain kids that you pretty much knew would eventually become teh ghey, but of course they swore up and down that they were normal, like the rest of us, until much later in life.

But on the other hand, you have to wonder: how does a kid that young know for a fact that he wants to take it up the coat for the rest of his life? What if he's just really effeminate because he lacks a strong male influence? Obviously I can't claim to know how a teh ghey guy's brain works, but you'd think that a guy couldn't know for certain whether or not he's teh ghey until he's actually tried some pussy. He might just like it! And obviously a kid that age is too young to be doing much experimentation one way or the other.

(Of course the converse wouldn't be true, due to the disgusting nature of teh ghey male sex. I don't have to try that shit to know that it's just plain wrong!)

Something else to consider: Let's say for an instance that you had a kid that was definitely teh ghey (I can usually tell for a fact whether or not a kid's teh ghey just by looking at them). Would it be wong of other parents at said teh ghey kid's school if they didn't want their kids around him? Not because they're homophobic or anything, but I think we've all heard stories about crafty teh ghey guys who tried to trick their "open-minded" straight friends into blowing them. Why run that risk?

Checkit: Queer in the Crib [Village Voice]

June 20, 2007

Things I learned watching Sicko

Sicko

Michael Moore's new film Sicko won't be in theaters for a couple of weeks now, but I'm sure some of you 'bags saw it when it was posted here yesterday, and I'm sure even more of you will catch it one way or the other between now and its release date.

In this post I'm going to be getting into a lot of the scenes and a lot of the issues covered in the film, but chances are if you've read anything at all about the film in the last month or so, you already know about the one big plot twist, as it were.

Now, without further ado, things I learned watching Sicko:

HMOs suck balls. A film about the millions of poor bastards (many of them children) in this country who have no health insurance at all would've almost been too easy. But, as it turns, so many of the more fortunate among us who do have health insurance are hardly any better off. The reason being that HMOs basically make their money from not helping people. The film does a great job of showing how HMOs systematically go about denying people health care for whatever reason they can come up with.

HMOs were invented by Richard Nixon. One of the more bothersome aspects of the film to me personally was the way it's suggested that HMOs were pretty much invented out of thin air one day in 1970 or whatever by Richard Nixon. Even if it really is true (and I'm assuming that it is, given that there's Watergate-style audio tape evidence and everything), the idea that every bad thing that ever happened stemmed from the mind of Richard Nixon just isn't very satisfying intellectually.

This isn't a race issue. The thing I liked about Bowling for Columbine, my favorite of Michael Moore's films, is that though it was presented as a film about gun control and the massacre at Columbine (and was basically built on the backs of those poor dead kids, when you think about it), it was really all about how this country was built on racism, and how it's now coming back to bite us in the ass. Sicko, for the most part, stears clear of such issues.

There's one scene in particular where it looks like he's going to make some point about how black kids receive a worst standard of treatment than white kids, but then he pulls the ol' switcheroo and shows us that the real reason some poor black woman's child died of a common fever is because she lives in the US rather than Europe, not because she's black. I'm sure though if they had universal health care in this country they'd somehow find a way to make it worse for black people than it is for everyone esle, just like they've done with public schools.

Getting treated in Canada is mad easy. One of the main arguments against socialized medicine as it's practiced in places like Canada is that the overall quality of health care there is mad shitty. Hospitals don't have the same quality or amount of equipment as we do, and it can take forever to see a doctor, even if you've got a life-threatening condition.

In Sicko, Michael Moore follows a woman from Detroit who sneaks into Canada and pretends to be married to some shlub (who, unfortunately, doesn't get to fuck her) in order to get cheaper prescription drugs. For what it's worth, it doesn't look like she had a hard time getting her shit at all. At one place she goes, they do call the cops. But then she just goes to another place across the street.

Perhaps understandably, there isn't a scene that shows for certain how long it takes to see a doctor if you've had, say, a heart attack, but he does ask several people in hospital waiting rooms how long they had to wait, and no one seemed to have to wait very long. The thing is, being a Michael Moore film, of course he has to contrast this with footage that was almost certainly taken in an emergency room in the ghetto here in St. Louis around the time I was born.

Ultimately, this is still our fault. So there were a lot of things I didn't like as much about Sicko, but one thing I did think came across really well was the difference between political attitudes here in the US and a place like France. As seen in the film, the French have it way better than the vast majority of us here in the US. Pretty much everyone there is on welfare, but they enjoy a standard of living that would have to be viewed as upper middle class here in the states.

The thing is, the French are way more likely to take to the streets to fight for their rights to hardly work for a living. Here in the US, we can't get people to protest shit, regardless of how fucked up it is. Granted part of it's the media's fault for conspiring with the business community and the goverment to keep us all complacent, but, at the end of the day, the burden is still on us to actually stand up and do something about it.

June 18, 2007

The new Michael Moore movie

Watch it before the TIs have it removed.




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