A failure pile in a sadness bowl
Hilarious comedian Patton Oswalt has signed to Sub Pop Records along with the likes of David Cross and Eugene Mirman. His new album, Werewolves & Lollipops, will be released later this summer, but I ended up getting a copy a bit early the same way I get all the rest of my shit.
One of my favorite bits has to do with KFC's ridonkulous Famous Bowls, which, you'll recall, consist of mashed potatoes, corn, bits of fried chicken, brown gravy, and a three-cheese blend. Though they've been around for going on a year now, I've yet to try one. I get to KFC often enough (obvs), but I just can't see dropping $5 or whatever on something that's likely to make me throw up.
[Note: The picture above, which I ganked from New York magazine, appears to be of KFC's new Chicken & Biscuit Bowl, a concoction arguably even more bizarre than the original Famous Bowl. In this case, as you can kinda see, it's like the original, but with white gravy and a biscuit rather than the usual brown gravy. Also, in related wtf food news, what the fuck is a Kool-Aid pickle? Black people, black people...]
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