How Michael Jordan got his groove back

via Fresh

See also: Don't be like Mike [XXL]

Comments

[thoreauly77]

he got it back via the pink toe invasion?

[First]

What a bitch.

[Pig]

Sad. A man of his wealth shouldn't have to grind on some distinctly average hoes like that.

[The Red Skull]

Hell, I'm amazed he can even get up & dance after I heard the staggering amount of money he's having to give to his now ex-wife.

[Olivia Newton John]

When this bafoon was up in DC playing for that pop warner professional team called the wizards, he would be out at all the nightclubs with his circle jerk of 2000 dollar suit friends, totally having his section roped off for just him and the finest bitches DC has to offer and DC has a ton. But I was curious as to why he even got married in the first place along with Magic Johnson considering their penchant for partying and fucking other brawds. When will men learn that Marriage is for the middle class and poor....

[aguilaverde]

airness did us some good. we still sucked while he was in dc, but he got guys like jamison to come over, and increased the fanbase and tv coverage. i doubt wed be playoff contenders even barely now if he never came along.

[dameSTATii]

Is my man holding on to the effing railing?!?

Invade that marginal Pink Toe Mike, Invade on!

[bolspussypad]

I wanna be like Mike

HEY BOL,

Either this dude from HipHopDX is you, or you've been Carlos Menciad

http://blogs.hiphopdx.com/meka/2007/04/24/fuck-russell-simmons.html

Word to Joe Rogan, you better put a stop to this swagger jacker.

http://yourfavorite.typepad.com/admit_that_im_your_favori/images/hamburglar.gif

Joker..............Out

[swb]

that not MJ. Look closely n u'll see....plus i dont think hes even that black

[brick cheney]

is Mike gaining weight or what? the fuck is that rag in his hand for, wiping his jisms off the long-jawed chick's shoulder blades?

actually, fuck it, that's not Mike. everybody knows he'd be sticking his tongue out.

[First]

^^ LOL at some of you mufuckas - the rag and gism comment had me rollin. First off, that's definitely Mike. Second, Joker (or whatever your name is), who the fuck is Meka Soul on hiphopdx? I think if anybody is getting Mencia'd, it would be Meka. He does write a hell of a lot like Bol. He put a 'nullus' of sorts in a sentence that wasn't needing it at all . . . sounds like Bol to me. It's tough to say what's what.

[B Blizak]

http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/24/shed-no-tears-for-michael-jordans-ex-wife/

"I'm not saying he should of killed her, but I understand" -- Chris Rock

While we're at it, notice how this number 15 keeps re-occurring?

[bolspussypad]

First,

I'm sayin'

This Meka dude seems to me to be a fuckin' fraud. I swore I was reading Bol's shit.

I want to know what he has to say.

No Joke

http://www.walkenworks.com/true16a.jpg

Joker

[e aka the real noreiaga]

www.cassie-photos.com/displayimage.php?album=65&pos=0

[Bol]

^Holy shit!

[thoreauly77]

meka's not a fraud at all; he may employ some of the terminology that bol either created or popularized, but comes with his own concepts.

and besides, your name is "bolspussypad"!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?

[African in the South]

Wow, I didn't believe Uncle Luke until now lol.

I heard Luke talking on Howard Stern about his clients for his pimping company, and he said Michael Jordan was always kinda fond of White Girls!!!

[ill will]

Hey Bol, I posted this in the Paris Hilton post, but you seen these?? Pretty interesting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilo393IsgUE

[alec]

Why MJ gotta dig out all my white woman for? You know they're of no use to the average Caucasian after they get their fill of black poison

[bigrendog]

All that cash and this is the talent he's workin out, come on MJ I'm broke and I fuck with hotter bitches than this.

[Shoehead]

Thats the mike everyone wants to b :)

[fan]

Wow can a man just have fun? That picture was taken by a boyfriend of one of the girls in the picture.

[Air Jordan]

that is not even michael jordan. it is some other guy

[dddd]

that not michael jordan