How bad is Paris Hilton, really?

Last Week's Poll Results
I'm not sure how you would go about determining whether one racist was more racist than another one, but last week's poll had to do with which of several recent high profile racists is actually the most racist. As it turns out, people find Jesse Jackson to be about as racist as anyone, but they find Paris Hilton to be pretty damn racist as well. Hmm...
The results:
- Jesse Jackson (184 votes)
- Paris Hilton (181 votes)
- Michael Richards (114 votes)
- Don Imus (69 votes)
First of all, I was surprised to see Don Imus', whose own kerfuffle was more epic than any of the rest of these, come in dead last. Not that I found what he said that, but there seemed to be so much outrage.
Similarly, Michael Richards must have breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Don Imus said what he said. Granted, Michael Richards actually used the n-word, and Imus didn't - at least, in this case. But I guess a crime is only a crime these days when it's committed against black women. Then we gotta ban rap music.
Finally, the race (no pun intended) for first place pretty damn was close all week between Jesse Jackson and Paris Hilton. Paris was actually in the lead in the beginning of the week, but Brother Jesse caught up and managed to hold onto his slight lead throughout the weekend.
Still, I'm surprised so many people consider Paris Hilton even more racist than the likes of Don Imus, Michael Richards, and, yeah, Jesse Jackson. I mean, I'm aware of some of the shit she said, but come on. She was obviously just kidding.


Bol,
What's the deal with u putting a nullus after a sentence that doesn't need one? Just wondering.
Posted by: Were Read 2 Def | April 23, 2007 at 11:11 AM
Where?
Posted by: Bol | April 23, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Bol I'm surprised that you didn't do a post about Beyonce getting sued for swagger jackin. Awww....just like her man.
Posted by: Rah | April 23, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Hey Bol did you catch that 60 minutes peace about "Stop Snitching" by Anderson Cooper the undercover homo? Killa Cam was looking all fucking retarded as usual with his phony gun shot wounds to his elbows. Does he really think we don't know he organized that shit??? Busta rhymes I have to say got owned big time on national television for his boy Israel. Lmao!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Notorious C.H.O | April 23, 2007 at 11:54 AM
good picture selection
bad or not, that nice looking rack on Miss Hilton excuses a great many things
even if it's not real, it definitely makes the sun shine a bit brighter
Posted by: The Red Skull | April 23, 2007 at 12:34 PM
If the racist Jesse Jackson won the poll, why is Paris Hilton's pic up?
Posted by: yousa dummy | April 23, 2007 at 12:36 PM
because she's nicer to look at?
Posted by: rar | April 23, 2007 at 01:22 PM
That 'Stop Snitchin' shit was hilarious.
1) How pissed was that old dude that Israel Ramirez got Ishmael Ax-ed. What do you expect when you're Busta's WC?
2) Killa Cam did look like a fuckin' retard, but what do you expect? My favorite part had to be this quote from Cam: "If there was a serial killer next door? Killing people? Naaah, I wouldn't snitch on him. I mean I'd probably move, but I wouldn't call the police and be like, 'yeah the serial killer's in 4B.'"
Posted by: The Nicker | April 23, 2007 at 01:29 PM
Regarding the Akon thing:
This occured on some Caribbean Island where child molestation is not frowned upon. The girl was later skeeted upon by various hype men shortly after the camera cut off.
I think the real question here is why did Akon have a concert in the first place?
Posted by: Young Ether | April 23, 2007 at 01:33 PM
Not on this post. I'll point em out in the future. I noticed u do them more often, lately.
Posted by: Were Read 2 Def | April 23, 2007 at 01:39 PM
What's the deal with "Teh Ghey"? Is it funnier than Wild Flaming Queer?
Posted by: First | April 23, 2007 at 02:04 PM
Hey Bol, you seen the Hannity vs Sharpton debates???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilo393IsgUE
Posted by: ill will | April 23, 2007 at 02:24 PM
Bol I think this poll further demonstrates the audience voting and coming to your site. It's the fuckin' hipsters!!!
Posted by: African in the South | April 24, 2007 at 02:38 AM
Damn those confounded hipsters.
Posted by: RedZepprin | April 24, 2007 at 08:21 AM
Why is Jesse Jackson a racist?
Posted by: c.e. | April 24, 2007 at 12:04 PM
^
there's money to be made by playing the race-card!
Posted by: The Red Skull | April 24, 2007 at 12:11 PM