The Real World: Denver - Episode 21: Episode Summary

So yeah, I was pretty disappointed by last week's episode. Not only did Tyrie not give Jizz-all the vicious beating that I think we all kinda hoped he would, but he broke down like a little bitch and started crying because he got arrested. For taking a piss on a wall in front of a cop car. Hopefully that wasn't intended as this season's peak event.

This week's episode seems like it's going to revolve around Stephen. It begins with Stephen on the phone with his boss, explaining that the two of them need to talk, and Tyrie and Davis in the car talking about their issues with him. Tyrie considers Stephen an "acceptable negro," and doesn't like the way he insists on talking shit about black fraternities.

Chris, their boss from Outward Bound, stops by the house to go over some things about their job with the displaced kids (refugees, if you will) from New Orleans. Stephen's not there though because he had to go home for his sister's. Not to be outdone in the bitchmade olympics, Tyrie whines to Chris that he isn't sure if he wants to stay in Denver at this point.

If I was him, I'd go home, too - and see about growing a sack!

Tyrie's little heart to heart with the boss actually ends up being rather touching. As it turns out, he's going to try to pull it together and tough it out. Later, there' a meeting where they go over some of there communication issues. Hilariously, both Stephen and Colie accuse one another of being bitchy.

So Stephen and Colie will be in a group together. They have to go to the airport to pick up the refugees. I'm not sure where the car with Alex and Tyrie is going, but the two of them have a discussion about how Tyrie grabbed Jizz-all and dragged her back into the bathroom - as far as I'm concerned, one of the only manly things he's done this season.

Wherever they were going, it looks like they got lost. Alex pulls over to get directions, and it sounds like they might have gone a long way in the wrong direction. Meanwhile, Stephen and Colie have picked up the refugees, who are older than I thought they'd be (one of them wants to know where the hoes are), and are heading towards the camp.

By the time they all get there they're three hours late and Chris is pissed - or at least as pissed as a teh ghey camp director guy can get. Once the short bus with the refugees shows up, it becomes clear that these kids were probably troubled long before their shanty towns were blown away by Katrina. They look like a buncha juvenile delinquents.

The next day, they climb up some rocks, in the most dramatic way possible. There's some lightweight drama between Stephen and Colie as well as Tyrie, but nothing really pops off. The next day, Stephen takes off for his sister's wedding, and he admits in a confessional that it'll be nice to be around some people he actually gives a shit about.