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This is for the guys primarily, but any women reading this can feel free to chime in.

Have you ever been to the strip club on like a Tuesday and seen mad Indian guys there? Not like a big group of them, as if it was a bachelor party or some shit, but just a buncha random-ass Indian guys scattered throughout the usual assortment of middle aged cracka-ass crackas and black guys dressed as if they were rappers.

For the longest time, I just assumed this was some sort of cultural thing among Indian people, like black people going to Red Lobster, but this morning I heard an audio clip that explains everything.

Desi woman catches husband cheating [via Bomani Jones]

I don't want to give away too much about the clip, but suffice it to say that it must be awful being married to an Indian woman. I mean, I've long been aware that they're pretty much impossible to deal with in a retail situation, but apparently they aren't very good in the sack either.

(Also, I can't imagine this will do much to counter the stereotype of the slutty white woman as god's gift, though I think we all know that's more of a truism than anything else.)

Can any of my Indian readers verify this? Not that we don't already have all of the evidence we need. At any rate, I'd say the burden at this point would be on Indian woman to prove that this isn't true. If you'd like to make an example out of me, you know where I can be reached.