The Real World: Denver - Episode 16: Episode Summary

So tonight's the night that Brooke and Colie finally go at it. Anyone else pumped? I know I am.

The episode begins with the usual - the roomies out somewhere getting their drink on; the guys all dancing with one another, as if that's shit's normal. A liquored up Colie licks on Alex and mentions she's thinking about dropping her old bf once and for all.

Back at the house, Alex and Tyrie wrestle in a rather homoerotic fashion. Alex in particular looks pretty fucked up. Jenn takes him upstairs to bed so that he doesn't puke on the pool table and so that he doesn't bang Colie, but then he gets up and hops in the bed with Colie.

The next day, Colie and Brooke get into it over the dishes. Colie asks Brooke whether or not she left a dish on the stove or some shit. Brooke was like, "Well, you're a bitch!" Lollerskates! Then she runs up stairs to do something with her hair.

Commercial Break: Tomorrow's episode of "Juvies" will involve a young woman named Cashmere (Kashmir?). How unfortunate.

Later, Jenn and Colie head off somewhere to comiserate. Meanwhile, Davis, PJ, and Stephen (hmm...) are in the kitchen filming a Subway commercial. Davis asks Brooke why she hates Colie, and she's like, "Um, because she's a bitch."

One of Alex' old swimming pals from college stops by to kick it. They go out somewhere and Colie starts telling him all of this shit about how he's her boyfriend, and how they have such a complex relationship, and how tough it is to watch him bring home girls every night of the week.

The next day, Brooke gets into it with Jenn when Jenn asks her if she can drive a stick. Brooke's response (and I'm paraphrasing): "Duh, bitch, of course I can't!" Then Jenn mumbles some shit under her breath, and then Brooke just goes off, like, "Bitch, don't you ever talk to me like that!"

Then Brooke has a dramatic moment where she goes outside, sits on the curb and cries to herself. Her shorts are short enough that you could probably see her hoo-hah from the right angle. Inside, she runs into Stephen. If he was straight, this would so be his chance to score.

Finally, Colie's bf Alex shows up and it becomes clear her plan is to make Alex jealous by climbing all over him in front of Alex. But it doesn't seem to work, since Alex just takes this as an opportunity to get it on with Jenn. So what, now Colie and Jenn are going to get into it?

NEXT: I agree with Brooke. Colie is the worst bitch evar.