The real reason Britney went bald
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Last night, Britney Spears pulled a Jim Brown on somebody's car after K-Fed wouldn't let her see his kids. Word on the street is that K-Fed might be considering filing for full custody of the kids, since Britney is such an insane bitch. Even before she was fucked up on coke, she was dropping them left and right and driving around with them on her lap, which is mad dangerous.
As it turns out, the reason Britney went with the G.I. Jane look in the first place is because K-Fed tried to stage an intervention. He told her she would either have to cut the bullshit or else he was taking the kids. When he told her he'd have to test her hair for drugs, she stormed out, sped to a local hair salon and shaved it all off. Damn.
RATS AT KFC
The New York City Department of Health had to shut down a KFC in the West Village because it was crawling with rats. Videos of the rats frolicking in the shuttered KFC are apparently being shown on the evening news in New York as if they were the Zapruder tape.
In fact, I recommend you check the WCBS video out. In it, they interview some young black chick who's like, "As much as I love fried chicken, I don't think I'll be coming back to this KFC." Um, ya think?
RNB VOICE
One of my readers all the way out in St. Petersburg, Russia, where I've apparently developed somewhat of a following, sent in this link to a video of some god-awful R&B-based wedding band.
