Britney Spears: Still kinda hot?

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You guys know I don't normally post shit having to do with Britney Spears, but I'll admit I'm a little bit concerned: it was one thing when she was kicking it with Paris "KKK" Hilton and flashing her hoo-hah to the paparazzi, but shaving all your hair off seems a bit much, no?

That said, I'd still hit it, though I might have to double bag it. (Lord knows where that damn K-Fed's been.) In fact, I can't help but be reminded of personal favorite Natalie Portman when she went bald for V for Vendetta.

I know I may come off as a hypocrite, since I've criticized black women in the past for rocking the skee ball, but that was different. See, we know Britney Spears is capable of growing a nice, healthy head of hair. So when she goes bald, it takes on a certain sense of irony. Which is hot. Where as when a black chick does it, it just makes her look like a lesbian.

BLACK PEOPLE, BLACK PEOPLE

Q: You know why black people can't have shit?

A: Because we don't know how to act when we go places.

Case in point, accounts of the events surrounding weekend's NBA All Star Game in Las Vegas sound like some shit right out of The Source Awards circa 1995 or so. A would-be fracas betwen Teh Ghey and Young Buck was caught on tape by Teh Ghey's weed carrier DJ Skee.

And a strip club where Nelly was kicking it got shot up.

According to reports:

Police say the shooting happened just before 5 a.m. after several fights broke out involving dozens of people. Three people were shot, two are in critical condition.

Several celebrities were in attendance including rapper Nelly. Eyewitnesses say a fight broke out after the celebrities threw thousands of dollar bills at the exotic dancers.

You'll recall that the rumor re: T.I.'s weed carrier Philant Johnson was that he got smoked by some jigs who were pissed that he was throwing money in people's faces.

SIRIUS AND XM TO MERGE

Satellite radio providers Sirius and XM are planning to merge. Hopefully, this will mean I'll be able to listen to Howard Stern in my mom's van, which has XM, when we go on vacation this summer, though going on vacation with your parents at the ripe old age of 26 will still be decidedly uncool.