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If you listen to Howard Stern, you may know Lisa Lampanelli from various roasts he's done over the past year or so. Usually, the comedians will end up spending more time roasting her than the actual honoree, because she fucks a lot of black guys. As the joke goes, she's blown more black men than Hurricane Katrina.

Yesterday, I was checking out her new album Dirty Girl and I noticed she used the same bit about parking in "expectant mothers" parking spaces that I used on this site going on two years ago.

As I wrote at the time, there's no law requiring stores to have parking spaces for expectant mothers up front; it's just some shit they do for PR purposes, to show they care about the community. Real handicapped spaces have some sort of government speak on them saying they're reserved by law for cripples, and you have to have some sort of sticker on your car to park there.

With these expectant mothers parking spaces, there is no sticker. Someone might see you getting out of your car and notice that you're not a woman, let alone pregnant. But once you're in the store, you're good to go. I definitely recommend it to any guys or even non-pregnant women.

Did Lisa Lampanelli read my post on expectant mothers parking and fashion her bit after it? Probably not, though I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility. Either way, it's cool to think that myself and a comedic genius like Lisa Lampanelli are thinking about the same shit.

Stream the Lisa Lampanelli bit via my Vox blog:

• Lisa Lampanelli - Never Park in a Cripple Space