The Real World: Denver - Episode 11: Episode Summary

Out at a club, Stephen meets some rather homely looking broads. He announces right away that he's got a girlfriend at home, but the're still all over him, basically begging him to take them home and give them the hot beef injection. Jenn intervenes though, because she doesn't want to see him fuck up his relationship like that.

Meanwhile, Brooke and Davis are developing some sort of relationship where they hang out all the time and talk about cocks. You can tell she wants him badly, but remember he's teh ghey. But wait, he's had sex with a woman as recently as three months ago. And it looks like he's trying to force himself on Brooke.

Could it be that Davis is pretending to be teh ghey to score with chicks? If so, I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Fact: Stephen's girlfriend's name is Mercii. He calls her after he gets back from the club and tells her he kissed a girl. He had his ring on and everything, but she was just all over him. What was he going to do? Later on, he brings a chick back to the house to shoot hoops (?), and Mercii ends up calling. Alex had to play wingman.

There were three girls they brought home from the club, and Alex convinces them to take a hot tub. In the hot tub, the two white ones kiss one another (so awesome) and Alex, while Stephen makes out with the black one. Tyrie looks on jealoulsly and mentions some shit about the frat, while Colie and Jenn talk shit in the other room.

Have I mentioned how much I like Brooke? I don't care if she does look vaguely Asian. You can tell how bad she wants to do the nasty with Davis, even though she doesn't - supposedly because she understands Davis is teh ghey and in love with a man.

I think it's been established at this point that Jenn has a drinking problem. She throws a glass across the kitchen, and then somehow manages to turn that into a tirade against Stephen because he lied to his girlfriend about making out with a girl in a hot tub. She reveals that Stephen was crying about it (admittedly not cool), which sets him off.

So Alex gives Stephen some Man Advice about how to get back at Jenn, which involves making fun of the fact that she doesn't have a very close relationship with her father. Gully. Remember he's got his own issue with her because he fucked her once and now she's acting like she's too good for him. It'll be nice to see her receive her comeuppance.

Davis overhears Alex's plan and goes and tells Colie who goes and tells Jenn. Moments later, a still pretty fucked up Jenn busts into the kitchen and has her Oscar moment all over Alex's face, which was just... amusing. Then she runs and cries in Davis arms. Which would be a smooth move if he wasn't teh ghey. Tyrie should be taking notes.

Fast forward five minutes: Alex and Jenn have a heart to heart about what Alex is gonna have to do to appear more sensitive. They hug it out. Prediction: Alex is going to hit that again - maybe several times, even - before it's all said and done with. She also apologizes to Stephen.

NEXT WEEK: Colie bangs one of the guys from Outward Bound.