The Real World: Denver - Episode 10: Episode Summary

Does anyone else find it kinda bothersome that this is the third episode in a row now taking place at Leadville, or whatever it's called? I mean, it's pretty difficult to get shitfaced and have some sort of racial incident in a bar when there's no bars in sight, no?

So they're climbing up rocks. We get the point already!

This episode begins with a lesson in rappeling. You'll recall that the teh ghey Kevin Bacon surrogate they're working for rappeled in out of nowhere last episode. Also, Brooke is still having issues not wanting to do shit, especially if it involves any kind of effort.

Also, what's with Tyrie crying like a little bitch when he gets to the bottom of the mountain? I could see if they forced him to swim. I mean, mad brothers have lost their lives trying to play in the deep end, but come on. Brooke doesn't even bother trying rappeling.

Chris (that's the guy's name) doesn't want Colie going backpacking the next day because it might be too strenuous with her mono. It's hinted that she might have some sort of romantic interest in Adam (who?) but she's got mono, right? If only she hadn't told anyone...

Take home lesson for today's youth: A woman will lie about having VD, if she has to.

Alex and Brooke are charged with doing the camp's dishes, and they have an issue because Brooke refusing to do anything other than stand there as if her shoes are too tight, which is of course just wrong on so many levels.

The next day the rest of the group takes of backpacking, which doesn't look particularly strenuous. They walk for a while, and then they're treated to a lesson on how to take a shit in the woods, which involves digging three holes and wiping your ass with a rock.

Chris calls Brooke out for wearing the tiniest pair of shorts possible (essentially a pair of underwear). Chris makes the point that there's no way she'll be able to wear that shit in front of the kids. Later on that night she takes a shit right in the middle of the camp.

[Commercial break: Arby's has got this new menu where you can get any five items (including a few different sandwiches, curly fries, and a chocolate shake) all for $5.95. I wonder how many people just get all five of them.]

The next day, there's some rumblings about whether Brooke will be fired. As if. Chris mentions that if she was a guy, he would've fired her for wiping her ass in the middle of the camp. Hmm...

Finally, they get paid, load their shit up in those Chrysler SUVs and head home. Talk in the car on the way home involves Colie having a crush on Adam, the hippie guy she spent a day with, but he might have a girlfriend. He might also have a brother though.

NEXT WEEK: Brooke and Davis would have sex, except for the fact that Davis is teh ghey. Damn.