Naked parties are gay

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The hot new trend at Ivy League schools? Parties where everyone is naked. Only thing is, you can't just show up and stare at girls boobs all night like you would at a regular party.

As one broad put it, "The dynamic is completely different from a clothed party. People are so conscious of how they're coming across that conversations end up being more sophisticated."

What kind of fun is that?

Another broad went so far as to have a guy brought up on sexual harassment charges after he made a pass at her at a naked party and then followed her back to her dorm.

Um... yeah, I'll stick to parties where only the girls take off their shirts, thank you very much.

Speaking of women...

BREAST CANCER CURE FOUND

Well, not a cure, but a study conducted by Cancer Research UK recently found that house work such as cooking, cleaning and doing the dishes helps reduce the risk of breast cancer in women.

It's long been known that exercise helps reduce the risk of breast cancer, but this study is unique in that it proves that house work is actually better for women than working out or playing sports.

Honestly, I'd be lying if I said I was surprised by any of this.

Speaking of medical research...

ANOTHER INCONVENIENT TRUTH

Recent studies have also shown that not only do cow farts contribute to global warming, but they do even more so than emissions from SUVs. Yikes!

Is it something the cows have been eating? Broccoli, perhaps? Could global warming be prevented by giving cows Gas-X pills or some shit? Someone needs to look into this.

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