Dakota Fanning is going to be hot

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Remember that scene in Man on Fire when Dakota Fanning won her big swim meet then climbed out of the pool all wet and jumped up on Denzel Washington? Admit it, you almost sprouted a chubby. I'm sure Denzel did.

She's going on 13 now. In her latest film, which is playing at Sundance as we speak, she has a hot Jodie Foster-style rape scene. Hopefully Dallas Penn and Rafi Kam will do a segment on it for their Internets Celebrities series.

Granted, I've seen films where girls that age were raped, but not from here in the US. Already, a petition is circulating to have the DA where the city was filmed prosecute the filmmakers on child pr0n charges. Yikes!

Bol Says: Obviously I don't have any kids, but if I did, I probably wouldn't let them get pretend-raped for some d-bags Sundance movie. Still, the child pr0n allegations sound like BS to me.

Speaking of pr0n...

IS HD RUINING PR0N?

I've seen regular, shitty-ass TV in HD (we've got an HD set), but has anyone seen pr0n in HD? Since most pr0n these days is distributed either via home video or, of course, the Internets, it hasn't been much of an issue until just now, but pr0n stars are worrying about how their asses look in HD.

Which is of course understandable. There's nothing worse than an otherwise good pr0n with a bitch that's got herpes. That shit'll just ruin the entire experience. Normally, they'd just cover it up with a little make-up, but even that shows up in HD, so now a lotta pr0n bitches are rushing to get plastic surgery.

(The picture above is from the New York Times story the other day on HD pr0n. She looks good, doesn't she?)

Speaking of people who need plastic surgery...

BRANDY KILLED SOMEBODY

According to TMZ, which is always on top of celebrity breakdowns, Brandy killed someone with her car the other day. Unfortunately, it wasn't Ray J. It sounds like she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing and ended up ramming her Range Rover into several other cars at high speed.

Not that anyone gives a shit, but my guess is that she won't be going to jail or anything. Worst case scenario, she might get hit with a civil suit she can settle out of court for the equivalent of Ray J's allowance for the month.

It's a little known fact (look it up) that Matthew Broderick killed like 11 people in Ireland back in the late '80s and only ended up having to pay like $170 because he also took out a phone booth.

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Speaking of communicable diseases...

Real World tonight. Check the preview after the jump.