Ali caught ridin' dirty

Tasered 47 Times, Shits His Pants
I read about this shit in the Post-Dispatch yesterday while I was at my parents' house on my way to Borders to cop the new Lou Dobbs book with my mom's teachers discount. (Don't worry, I'm planning on educating you bitches qute a bit.)

St. Lunatic member Ali was arrested over the weekend for minor traffic violations and during the arrest, the rapper claims police brutalized him by stunning him almost 50 times with a 50,000 volt taser gun.

The idea of a weed carrier getting tasered by 5-0 while "on duty" is pretty ammusing enough in and of itself, but they definitely didn't mention anything about the guy shitting his pants, which I read today in the report on the incident at the indispensible AllHipHop. That's just wrong.

"He gets out, opens the backdoor and he tases me over and over," [Ali] told local TV station KSDK Channel 5. "I was afraid. I had a bowel movement on myself, he tased me so long. You see my back, he tased me 35 times over and over and he held it every time."

Yikes!

Hopefully Nelly deposits a little bit extra in Ali's trust fund for the month of October. I mean, the guy shit himself, fer chrissakes.

Peep: St. Lunatic Rapper Ali Tasered By Police Officer [AllHipHop]

Be sure to also check out my review of Ali and fellow piff pocketer Bigg Gipp's ill-fated foray into strip club rap as well as my story about the time Chingy let another man grab his unit, supposedly by accident.