How to rid the world of crack babies

New Rule: Pregnant women with drug and/or alcohol problems should be punched hard in the face and then driven to the nearest Planned Parenthood.

In recent months, pregnant cluckers in South Carolina, New Mexico, Arizona, Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Missouri, North Dakota and New Hampshire have had their asses thrown in jail for child endangerment, and rightfully so.

Of course the feminist community would beg to differ. The other day, Women's eNews published an article called Pregnant Drug Addicts Aren't Child Abusers, which argued that pregnant women with drug or alcohol problems shouldn't be thrown in jail, but sent to therapy.

Their main argument seems to revolve around the fact that pregnant acoholics and drug addicts aren't purposely endangering their chidlren. They can't help it if they're addicted to heroin or Jack Daniels or whatever. They're sick, and sick people should be sent to therapy and not jail.

Oh, really?

If that's the case, then any man who was ever sent to prison for raping a woman should be released posthaste. After all, it's not like they purposely set out to ruin some poor women's lives. They just needed some pussy really, really bad. They're sick, and sick people should be sent to therapy and not jail.

Seriously, I find it amazing that some women would go so far as to defend a woman's right to force their baby to wallow in Jack Daniels and heroin and possibly end up ethered in utero a la Rev Run's would-be baby daughter. We have to draw a line somewhere, no?