Fuck a Sklar brother (nullus)

Bol Hits the Big Time
So last night I came across this blog post about how 200 US bloggers now have entries in Wikipedia. Of course I was curious. You'll recall that people have been attempting to create an entry for yours truly going all the way back to 2004. But then the jealous d-bags who run Wikipedia would just delete it, claiming I wasn't important enough.

Obviously they weren't familiar with my work.

At the expense of sounding a tad vain, I wondered how they had managed to come up with a list of 200 prominent bloggers without including yours truly. So I clicked through to the list to make sure I wasn't on it, which is the kind of shit I find myself doing these days. And lo and behold, there I was.

Peep: Bol @ Wikipedia

What's more, my new Wikipedia entry points to a couple of newpaper articles about myself I hadn't even been aware of. Which seems odd when you think about it: How can newspapers write a story about someone without at least sending an email like, "Yo, I just wrote a story about you?"

Of course I was familiar with the story Ben Westhoff did on me for the Riverfront Times, here in St. Louis, but come to find out I've also been the subject of stories in the Houston Press, about the Bun B incident, and the Philadelphia Weekly, where I'm referred to as "blogging's master craftsman."

Indeed it seems my profile has increased considerably since I got down with Jimmy Iovine and co. at XXL. When I started there earlier this year I figured it was only a matter of time before I was back in Wikipedia, not so much because the work I do for XXL is inherently different, but because Wikipedia is obviously biased against independent media.

As I wrote back in April of this year:

My concern is that now that I'm a for real, according-to-Hoyle journalist, co-signed by the likes of Elliott "Coca-ina" Wilson, both my own personal entry and my inclusion as a member of my high school's notable alumni may be due for some much-needed reconsideration.

As of the time I'm writing this, I've yet to be re-added to my high school's list of notable albumni, along with the likes of Jason and Randy Sklar. I thought about going and fixing this myself, but I figured changing your own information in Wikipedia might be considered bad form.

I did find it interesting though that one of the other names on the list of US bloggers is none other than Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows.

Ladies, if this makes you that much more interested in getting together with me to do the nasty this afternoon, you know what to do. I'll just be here in my room furiously checking my email for the next six hours or so.

Comments

[sean]

You just found out about this? I saw your Wikipedia entry months ago.

Maybe you'll end up getting your own ESPN Classic show now.

[Bol]

^Well, I've been in there on multiple occasions only to get kicked out. I'm assuming this time is actually permanent.

[sean]

By the way, what blog feeds do you use besides Bloglines?

Nullus.

[Bol]

I only use a combination of Bloglines and Firefox's live bookmarks. No John Stockton.

[sean]

You must have some crazy work ethic then. No John Stockon dishing it off to Karl Malone, who proceeds to take it to the hole.

[e]

Props on the inclusion to wikipedia, that must be the internet equivelant of joining the biggest gang. Bol did you hear about Hugo Chavez's(Venezuela's president) U.N speech? It would make an intresting post he calls Bush the devil.

[Bol's a bitch]

You're still a bitch to me.

[Bol]

^Don't be mad at me because you'll never be in the Wikipedia.

[B. Will-O]

They played Chicken Noodle Soup twice today on 104.1. Wendy and the other dude said the song was shitty but Craig "darkness" Blacc said that he played it because it is a chart topper in NY. Although I don't think I ever heard them play any of Lupe's songs and he just dropped an album. So I think that is evidence that Lupe's career is over and if you don't have a shitty song with cerebral palsy dance to go with it then you are better off working with Bol at gay-mart.

[I Fux]

Bol thats a good look for you........ hey I posted on Hugo Chavez with some links here

http://aramhiphopetc.blogspot.com/

[I Fux]

Chicken Noodle soup, should never have a Soda on the side. I prefer a Capri-Sun on the side

[No Walter Cronkite]

Word...Your topics of interest are sucking Greg Ostertags today......Like Mark Eaton at a gay barb-q

1. Pope is basically a walking nazi deadman
2. Hugo carried Bush again...I can smell salsa with a pinch of sulphur
3. Real Estate is about to collapse...
4. Whats up with bitches getting slashed or their kids kidnapped....
5. Whats your thoughts on Timberlake pimping black music....You show Lupe your Sexyback (no Jeff Hornacek)

[J]

Congrats, gettin your own permanent entry is pretty pimp (no kanye). Does this mean that Iovine has begun launching his master plan for you? Keep a weather eye out mein....

[Julia]

I knew there was a reason I was stalking you... I just thought it was your stance on immigration before this.

Now I realize.

I'm an internet-blog-star fucker.

Like a groupie, but with an above-average wpm.

[fosterakahunter]

Bol is money, straight nailz. And, not for nothing, but, you really went to school with those flukey Sklar brothers? Humourous.

[Jamie Radford]

Congrats mane...

[Sucker Free]

strong work Bol.

you may even have an internet cracka bitch crew in the making, ala Julia.

she sounds mad crackerish.

[Julia]

mad crackerish, indeed.

Where's my army of 15 year old suburban skanks?

I think I'm the only female on earth who frequents this site.

What have the Sklar Brothers done aside from their stellar performances on Best Week Ever?

[robin hood]

"I thought about going and fixing this myself, but I figured changing your own information in Wikipedia might be considered bad form."

Yes, it would be bad form, so I went in and added you.

[talkofthetdot]

have you seen Julia's page bol....i think you should try to hit that...

[Combat Jack]

Blao!!!

[roc_representa]

Lupe's on pace to sell 100 000 albums this week. Not that 100 000 can be considered amazing, but it's more than I thought he would do.

[flyno20]

We got the old Utah Jazz starting five over here.

Represent

[Angelique]

welp,

i guess i'm out of the loop. with the exception of you and a small handful of others . . . i have no clue who these people (bloggers) are - and i don't feel the least bit concerned about it.

but, big ups to you my guy. that's a feather to have in your cap. *smile*

[g's up]

congratulations lil hommie.

[the W, formerly known as WarriorMentalityt]

as your current [former?] Philadelphia Bureau Chief, i've gotta give you apologies for overlookin' the philadelphia weekly piece. as far as liberal free weekly rags go in this town, it's probably the best of the two...the other one's got an absolutely hilarious back page, where you can curse someone out anonymously as a kind of catharsis.

but i digress.

well done, young sir.

T.

[ObieOneJizzonie]

Quit e-jacking off on youre readers (no Paul Rueubens. This came off as more self-mastubatory than a solo scene (no homo).

[other chick]

um, julia, no you're not.

[girl]

Ewww you obviously like the smell of your own shit. That's not a good look dude. Trust me no one gives a fuck about your entry in Wikipedia but you. Get over yourself dude seriously.

[ThingAlec]

Oh yeah i'm hearing alot about you recently (since i am a blogger myself) and i've told people about your "Winners and Losers of '06" Journal. It's funny. I used to strongly disagree with you on things. But now you're making alot of sense to me. Keep up the good work!

[g's up]

Bol crawl back up that raw sushi, and anchovie smelling pussy that ur homo ass accidently managed to slip out of. Ill push ur grown ass back in that dykes womb.

[buu]

wait those twin comedian dildos went to your high school!?!