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June 08, 2006

The Prodigal Son returns

The Monster Thickburger

...to Hardees
This past weekend, there was a whole shiteload of coupons for Hardees in the break room at the BGM. I don't know if one of my coworkers found them somewhere and brought them in to share, of if Hardees is pioneering some sort of marketing scheme to target low-income people on the job.

Either way, this was a pretty good deal, so I jacked all of them and have been eating several of my meals now at Hardees. In particular, one of them allows you get a free fries and a drink with the purchase of any 1/3 lb. Thickburger. Because it's an expensive sandwich, you still end up spending like $4, but I figure I'm worth it.

In fact, Hardees is a somewhat expensive place to eat these days, with the average combo costing about $6 and the most expensive ones running a bit more than that. Compare that to McDonalds, which has somehow found a way to scratch out a profit selling the $1 Big & Tasty. (Seriously, what the fuck?)

I used to work for Hardees back when they still sold fried chicken, hot dogs, salads, and all kinds of bizarre shit, back in like '97. Since then they've gone through a few different image makeovers, but I notice the hamburgers taste about the same. They're that much bigger, but they still kinda suck.

The thing is, I can appreciate what they're trying to do in theory. You wish McDonalds would serve a 1/3 or 1/2 lb. hamburger that tasted like, you know, a hamburger from McDonalds (i.e. delicious). I'd be willing to pay up to $2 for one, rather than having to buy two Big & Tastys. Nullus.

Don't even get me started about the fries.

Also, I notice Hardees is getting back to their old ways, selling ice cream, and buffalo wings, a taco salad, a hamburger with roast beef on it, and probably some other wacky shit, too. Why?

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On a related note, Oh Word has a neat tip on how to get a $1 budget-version of a Big Mac. I might have to try that one of these days when my Hardees coupons run out.

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hey bol, wanna eat my ass you little bitch?

Hardees>McDonalds.

I always wondered how Hardees stays in business. I mean has anyone ever went to a crowded Hardees. In fact the only time the hardees around my way is crowded is when some local youth league is having a carwash. I don't know maybe they lauder money threw selling drugs, I mean the government does it too.

>Hardees>McDonalds.

Funniest thing I read I all day.

I always hear NY say the south can't rap. I just heard an RA the Rugged Man song, i dont must say that that is the worst piece of shit i have heard in my life. I didn't know the had write trailer trash all up thier in Ny though

>In particular, one of them allows you get a free fries and a drink with the purchase of any 1/3 lb. Thickburger.

nullus?

''I always hear NY say the south can't rap. I just heard an RA the Rugged Man song, i dont must say that that is the worst piece of shit i have heard in my life. I didn't know the had write trailer trash all up thier in Ny though''

That was rather random

yo what the fuck is Hardees here in San Diego that shit doesnt exist, but once I went to Salt Lake City nullus on vacation to visit some family and they have Hardees there it looked like some rundown ass fast food resteraunt,

In-N-Burger>then any hamburger place nullus

^In-N-Out Burger my mistake

lol @ the pseudo big mac i cant believe i never tried that shit myself!

That is one fine lookin' cheeseburger. Sure,
it looks like it would take 10 years off your
life, but after putting the down, I would
most definitely put a grab on that f**ker.

what I like to do with my dollar double cheeseburger/Big Mac is put a layer of fries in between the meat patties.

It replicates the missing layer of bread, but only better because it's McDonald's fries.

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