Stop stealing

Q: What does a "latino" from Corona Queens get for Christmas?
A: Your Sidekick II!
I know. I crack myself up.
But really, if you haven't already, you're going to want to check out the story of some unfortunate crackety-crack who made the mistake of leaving her Sidekick II in a taxi.
Some Puerto Rican broad either found it or bought it from a cab driver, depending on who you ask, and used it to take a few pictures of herself and some fat guy.
He looks too old to be her brother, but too young to be her pa, so I'm not sure what his deal is. She'd be doable, except she's kinda manly in the face. Nullus.
I hope they all go to jail.
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On a semi-related note, I wrote a post for XXL the other day about boosters. You might want to check that out.

