PMOLW, filthy slut

But Still Kinda Hot
A couple of weeks ago, I brought you the story of how Paul McCartney's one-legged wife, Heather Mills McCartney a/k/a PMOLW, had walked hobbled out on him. This is a big deal because Paul McCartney is the richest musician evar.

Come to find out, Sir Paul didn't even have the bitch sign a pre-nup, which seems insane when you consider he was worth like $1 billion at the time. I'm sure sex with a one-legged woman is fantastic, in a way, but come on.

If that wasn't bad enough, it was revealed the other day that PMOLW did some nasty, Vanessa Williams-style pr0n back before she stepped on that landmine or whatever. Peep the pictures for yourself. Also, the guy in the photos is claiming he hit that.

I'm not sure what the legal precedent for this is, but I think it's only fair that any discovery of pr0n would automatically void the marriage contract. Not only should she not be getting half, but she probably should be paying him.

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I'm going to put that kind of money down, I'm going to get something that hasn't been run up in by all kinds of creepy German dudes.