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May 19, 2006

A victory in the war on terror

Banned!

Never let it be said that the Department of Homeland Security never did anything for anyone. In addition to locking up some unknown number of Arabs in Gitmo and other foreign prisons, they're currently blocking the god-awful hipster-favorite techno musician MIA from entering the US. Sweet!

Actually, I had read this a while ago, but I guess it's news now that the NME is reporting it. She doesn't let on exactly why she's being barred from entering the US on her MySpace profile, whose headline now reads "IM LOCKED OUT !!!!! THE U.S WONT LET ME IN!!!!!!!!" but like I mentioned in the world's first all-female album deathmatch, her album Arular is full of shouts out to terrorist groups like the LTTE and the PLO.

Serves her right, as far as I'm concerned.

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In unrelated news, the Roots played a big show last night at Radio City Music Hall, in New York. Joey from Straight Bangin', the guy that does Status Ain't Hood, and The Assimilated Negro were all there and did reviews. You might want to check them out.

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First, bitches.

And MIA can suck it.

Too right (though i was upset when they kept Cat Stevens out (nullus?)).

Next up, Annie!

Thanks for the shout, Bol.

Breihan is a douche bag:
> "That was it for big guests; the only others were a couple of dudes who I didn't recognize who ran out and rapped two verses even though their mics were off. (Slum Village? You'd have to ask someone who cares about Slum Village.)

I know that Slum isn't running around rapping about crack like Breihan's boy Jeezy, but that is just a worthless line.

And Kweli can't ride a beat? His best verse is from "Get 'Em High"? This is why indie-rock critics shouldn't be covering hip-hop and expect to get respect.

Good point about that singer (whoever she is).

Hey Bol, why are Holocaust survivors even on the poll? That shit happened in Germany. Germany of all nations should be paying them, not us, ya know? The US didn't do anything to them, except free them. They should pay us if anything, ya know :)

I gotta laugh at the fan base you've cultivated Bol. A group of people who are actually split on whether interned japanese or blacks are least deserved of reperations.

And Snoop's banned for life from the UK. Go culture wars.

We can keep this carpet muncher out but we couldn't keep 12 million tuberculosis carrying gremlins out??? Besides I hear dj's give shout outs to the plo and AQ all the time, whats the biggie......
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The roots need to make another "What they do" video but for the southern rap.....Shit is destroying hip hop for real. I think bush should put national guard in memphis, atlanta, and houston and put this shit in a shallow grave, right next to jimmy hoffa farm.

this dumb bitch is giving shout outs to groups that would have her living behind a burka (and rightfully so by looking at her ugly ass).

RIP...Josh Howell...

yeah, keep this bitch out...

>And Kweli can't ride a beat? His best verse is from "Get 'Em High"? This is why indie-rock critics shouldn't be covering hip-hop and expect to get respect.

Cosign. That dude can write but you can tell he is some dude that just happened to listen to rap as a side hobby then just got more into it. Then again he's a hipster from Baltimore. Whatever.

She should paper bag her head. Not only will it do us all a favor but maybe she can get back in that way.

Wait a second...keep her out. No paper bag.

From her MySpace blog:

"

THEY TRY SHUT MY DOOR!

Roger roger do you here me over!!!!
the U.S immigration wont let me in!!!!!
i was mennu work with timber startin this week, but now im doin a Akon "im locked out they wont let me in" im locked out! they wont let me in! Now Im strictly making my album outside the borders!!!! so il see you all one day, for now ill keep reportin from the sidelines
to my people who walk wiv me in the America, dont forget we got the internet! Spread the word! or come get me!!!!!! ill be in my bird flu lab in china! liming and drinkin tiger beer with my pet turtel. I love everyone for the support, now i need it more. ill stay up spread out else where."

Jesus fucking christ, with such bullshit like that, I've changed my opinion. Now she should just be shot.

Now this bitch is gangsta all you rappers need to take notes. She at least is representing a cause other promoting senseless violence for bling bling, dope, and record sells. It like rappers have turned into gangsta venture capitalist what happened?

JESUS CHRIST BOL! You could have warned a fella that MIA's god awful MySpace profile plays the worst fucking music I have ever heard and I live in Georgia for crying out loud.

That shit was painful. I've heard more pleasent tones from a bull fucking a rhino.

Keep that bitch out!

I think she's cute.

she must be arab or east indian because she isn't ugly like those fat dirtbag swine bitches from africa are like that pig swinw who was being deported in san fransico.

>I gotta laugh at the fan base you've cultivated >Bol. A group of people who are actually split on >whether interned japanese or blacks are least >deserved of reperations.

You know, as much as I enjoy coming to this site and reading Bol's posts, I have to agree with this statement. I think the nature of the replies to a blog's posts say a lot about the blogger, and while some of Bol's posts are insightful and your humor can make me laugh out loud, there are also times when the nature of your input is -- this latest poll is an example, for lack of a better word is just asinine. And as a result you get the unintelligent and uneducated replies like I just read on one of the latest Cosby posts.

Another part of it is that some people, e.g. the ones who use "bitch" and "nigger" in every sentence, probably don't get Bol's irony and humor and will use this site as a sounding board for their ignorance anyhow. But you gotta keep the web traffic up all the same.

Just my .02.

i wonder if she likes to beat off dogs

Bol,
True Story... MIA's sister lives in New York and she is a roach eater from Pakistan or Sri Lankastan or where ever those people live. I was at a Fader party doing my open bar thing when this little bollyhood bitch bogarted the bar line begging for a beer for her sister who just performed. That chick does some caterwalling and gyrating that makes no sense but all the hipsters love that shit. I just love the free booze at the Fader parties.

Went to both nights of the Roots at Radio City. The Roots are dope live but their style doesn't translate into the studio. The shows were great but the ticket prices were astronomical. I took my wifey status to both shows and I ended up spending over $300 for both nights. I felt like a trick azz negro.

As far as Breihan goes, it's about time rap fans gave him a cock to suck (nullus, of course)

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