Women with children

Mostly Worthless or Entirely Worthless?
My bad about not posting yet today. There was a crisis of sorts today at the BGM. Hopefully no one's F5 key[1] got broken or anything.

Anyhoo, and speaking of work, every once a while I'll spot a chick walking around the BGM that's pretty good-looking by Midwest standards - you know, big boobs, a vaguely round bottom - and I'm like, Hey! But then I'll notice she's got a kid with her and it's just like, Ick!

I don't know if this is normal or not, and it could have do more so with the overall toxic nature of my lifestyle, but the thought alone of a woman having a kid is enough to send my wood status from a full-on chubby to nothing at all like "that." Nullus.

I'm sure part of the problem is that children are fairly disgusting in and of themselves, not unlike the developmentally disabled[2]. In fact, a child can pretty much be viewed as a developmentally disabled person with the potential to one day become a normal human being. Still, I wonder if the sight of a child alone is enough to ruin a man's afternoon like that.

Could it be the case that men lose interest right away because they understand on a subconscious level that any woman that's given birth is guaranteed either a) to suffer from Cave Miner's Syndrome or B) to have a nasty c-section scar, if not stretch marks as well. Shit, there's even the possibility some unfortunate broad could suffer from all of the above.

Granted, I'm no expert in science, but I can't imagine that once a woman has squeezed an 8 pound child out of herself, her equipment will ever function the same as it once did, barring some sort of surgical procedure. And even then it's not likely to be quite the same as it was at her peak (i.e. 15).

Obviously the only way to know for sure would be to test out a woman's equipment before and after she gives birth, and I imagine it'd be fairly difficult to find a woman to volunteer for an experiment like that[3]. But the fact alone that such a procedure exists lets me know this is probably the case.

[1] Possibly Shift + F5, if you use Internet Explorer. I can't remember.

[2] Otherwise known as retards.

[3] Especially for free.