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April 03, 2006

Did Russell Simmons have a pre-nup?

Rush and Lee

"I got this Japanese girl, man. Lee, man, takes good care of me. Yo, she's so def, man. Wipes my butt." - Russell Simmons, back when he was on coke.

On the outside chance that you don't follow these things, it was announced recently that Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons are getting a divorce. Word on the street is that the two haven't been together in some time, and now Kimora no longer feels ol' Rush is an asset to her businesswise. Man, them Asian broads are cold!

To wit (via the New York Post):

Baby Phat is now making more money than Phat Farm. She had the talk show. She had the magazine profiles. She's bigger than Russell now. She doesn't need him anymore.

Which makes me wonder: When Rush and Kimora do get divorced, what exactly is she taking with her? I can't imagine Rush would be the kind of guy to not have a pre-nup. I mean, this is the same guy that runs a debit card scheme designed to siphon money from the bank accounts of poor black people, Superman III-style.

I even read once that Rush considered opening his own modeling agency so he could fuck all the models. That's gully. If I ever strike it rich, I'm going to do the same thing, except it'll probably be a chicken resturant rather than a modeling agency. That way I can fuck the help and eat for free, E-40-style.

Granted, it can be argued that she built Baby Phat into what it is today. And I don't find it hard to believe at all that her company would be more successful than his. But the bottom line is that if it weren't for Rush, she'd be working in her family's beauty supply or check cashing place or whatever.

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