March 23, 2006
That damn Lesbo Johnson (nullus)
Way, way back during my brief dust-up with kris ex a/k/a gunyogurt (nullus) over his list of "hip-hop blogs worth checking out" that was published in Vibe magazine, this woman Lynne d Johnson a/k/a Lesbo Johnson (nullus) decided, as women often do, to insert herself into the debate.
It seems she was peeved (nullus) that I made some disparaging remarks about Vibe - surely, one of hip-hop journalism's finer institutions - where she works as a secretary or some such, in my press release announcing I had hijacked kris ex's old Blogger domain and redirected it to a page calling him a douche.
Also, not to put anybody's business out there in the street, but somebody inside Vibe inserted hers and Jay Smooth's blogs onto the list after kris ex turned it in, which I wasn't aware of at the time. So she felt I was referring to her when I mentioned the list was largely populated with low-level hip-hop journalists.
As if I gave a fuck about Lynne d Johnson. Nobody gives a fuck about Lynne d Johnson.
Up until that point, nobody had even mentioned her name as being a part of this, but then she went and wrote a post about it on her own blog belittling me, and even went so far as to try to threaten me, talking about, "keep my name out'cha mouth." Huh?
So later that day, or the next day or whatever, I linked to it and called her Lesbo Johnson. I have no idea if she's actually a lesbian or not, but, as pictured above, she's a) obviously insane and b) not out to snag any kind of man.
After that, I more or less forgot about the entire incident, but obviously she didn't. Rather than continuing the discussion in the blogosphere, where I might get a word in edgewise, she waited until South by Southwest to try to put me on blast in a so-called Blogging While Black panel.
As you can see in the video, she'd been itching for this moment ever since last summer. If you don't want to watch the whole thing, the part having to do with your father begins about 23 minutes into it. Trust me, you're going to want to check this out. The transcript doesn't really do it justice.
UPDATE: Due to there being some confusion with regard to Lynne's sexual preference, I've decided to add a special poll to this post, so that you the consumer can decide just what it is she's into.
Vote or die, as they say.
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