Cam'ron grows desperate (nullus?)

As pictured above, for his new "Lick It or Not"/"Wet Wipes" video (nullus?) Cam'ron has recruited both Jimmy "JJ Evans" Walker, dressed as Jay-Z, and a bizarre-looking retarded woman with a huge head and a small body, who's supposed to represent Beyonce.

You see, JJ Evans represents Jay-Z because he's old and has a bizarre-looking face. The retarded woman is meant to represent Beyonce both because she's retarded, and like many oligophrenic women, she can be made to do a range of things for the right amount of money and/or a bag of animal crackers.

In the first part of the video, JJ Evans is pictured stepping out of a Maybach sporting a Yankee fitted, a "button up" shirt, a Roc-A-Fella chain, jeans and open-toed sandals. In another portion of the video, which takes place at a Waffle House, Cam'ron shows up and steals JJ Evans' woman, the retarded girl.

We can presume that he takes her home, has his way with her, and sends her off skipping with a bag of animal crackers, though I'm not sure, because I haven't seen the video, which has yet to air as far as I know.

I wasn't too crazy about the dis record, primarily because it sucked balls (nullus), but I'll admit to being somewhat amped to check this out. Will Jay-Z be forced to respond? I mean, he's got a fucking handicapped girl playing his girlfriend.

Maybe he'll just drop Beyonce and be done with it. She's not that hot anyway, and I'm sure it's annoying having to talk to her every once in a while.