Best handicapped person
The results of last week's poll are in, and Helen Keller easily walked away with it over MF Grimm, who couldn't have walked away with anything if he wanted to. As is the case more often than not with these polls, this seems about right.
The results:
- Helen Keller (134 votes)
- MF Grimm (104)
- Foxy Brown (73)
- Rick Allen (12)
Perhaps the poll was rigged from the beginning, since Helen Keller was both blind and deaf while most of the rest of these poor bastards only suffer from one serious malady.
Once the results started rolling in I was concerned that most of you d-bags would just opt for the hip-hop artist, which is obviously what happened in the best drummer poll. Have two rappers in this one may have helped prevent that from happening.
I will say though that I'm not so certain Foxy Brown coming in so far ahead of the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard. At least that dude still plays a ridonkulously large drum set with one arm. What has Foxy Brown done since she lost her hearing other than whine like a little bitch?
Next week's poll is up already and it could very well be the most important poll I've run on this site to date. You're going to want to vote in this one; maybe even more than once. I'm considering sending the results to the Viacom corporation, which owns both MTV and BET.
