Cam'ron vs. Jay-Z
So last night Cam'ron's new Jay-Z diss "You Got It" managed to find its way to the Internets. If you haven't had a chance to check it out already, there's a megaupload link in last night's post.
Issues that I suppose should be addressed:
- Did Jay have Cam shot in DC? Because that's what Cam sorta kinda suggests. If that's true, does this mean Jay-Z is going to get shot? Maybe Memphis Bleek will take a bullet for him. You know how those two love each other. Also, that may be written into his contract.
- Jay rocks open-toed sandals with jeans. And? What's wrong with that?
- Jay "stole" Roc-A-Fella from Dame. And also Kanye and Roc-A-Wear and Dame's old Pathfinder and so on and so forth. So that's what this is about!
- Jay-Z is 37 years old. And Cam'ron is what, like 30? Well, whoopty frickin' do!
- Cam'ron gets fined $100,000 everytime he disses Jay. Or did I misread that line? How would that work anyway? Does Jay (or Def Jam) own Cam's publishing?
- Beyonce will do anything for a dollar. From performing at Mengele's inauguration to singing songs about slinging crack to pretending to be Jay-Z's girlfriend (as if), is there anything this skank won't do for a dollar. I don't even think she's that hot.
As I mentioned in the comments section to last night's post, I was less than impressed with this. I definitely wouldn't put it on the level of either "The Takeover" or "Ether," which truth be told were only "great" by modern standards anyway.
Not that I don't like Cam, but I don't know that he has it in him to put together a really powerful diss. He should probably stick to his usual misogyny and weird puns involving animals.
