Kanye's Christmas sweater

Admittedly, I had a similar sweater when I was like 5, or 8 or whatever, but that's because my mom was buying all my clothes.

While it's true that my mother still buys literally all of my clothes, I exercise the ultimate authority when it comes to the shit I actually wear. Whenever she brings home something teh ghey-looking, I'll just kick it under my bed and pretend that shit didn't happen.

But then I'm just manly like that.

In semi-related news, Kanye recently revealed to a group of high school kids the real reason he decided to drop out of college:

"I think it's just dope to help kids with money and school," the rapper said. "That's the main problem. When I was a college student I was broke, and I really like clothes. When I was in college it would have been better if I could have afforded more clothes!"

The occasion was the announcement of a scholarship program, the Free U. College Giveaway, wherein Kanye West will provide grants to students so that they can afford expensive enough clothes to stay in school and study rapping.

I wish I was making this up:

"Nowadays the average student wants to be a rapper or video director or producer or something like that more than playing basketball. So why not start a curriculum that teaches music production? Come on, get with the times. People are so behind. There's poetry classes, but why aren't there rap curriculums?"

Yeah, fuck all that reading and writing bullshit!