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December 21, 2005

JB the Slutmonkey

JB the Slutmonkey

I can't say that I'm familiar OZONE Magazine, but I think Ribs might've written something for them at one point. Anyway, they seem to have gotten themselves into a bit of a thing with The Source's secret owner Ray Ray Benzino over some shit they wrote in a recent issue.

The offending passage:

No one except Dave Mays and Benzino is quite sure how exactly Benzino became co-owner of The Source Magazine, but somehow, 'Zino's friendship with co-founder Mays has allowed him to live lavishly and shamelessly promote his albums through The Source for many years. But with The Source's advertising sales, newstand sales, profits, and credibility all plummeting over the past two years, Benzino might want to think about finding someone else's budget to drain.

Also, the author is mad that The Source once bounced a check on her on Christmas Eve the night before the holidays and that they've yet to pay her $1,575 for some shit she wrote a year and a half ago.

So Benzino did what any reasonable man would do and left her an angry voicemail calling her a "slutmonkey" and a cracka bitch, among other things, and suggesting that perhaps someone would lick her ass if she looked like half a something.

Yikes!

Anyway, as can be seen above, she ain't that bad-looking, though I'm sure some will beg to differ because she's white and has kinda got that chubby midwestern college girl look going. But whatever, man, that's hot!

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