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December 31, 2005

And Rap Album Of The Year Goes To...

Hell's WinterThe Minstrel Show

Honestly, I still can't decide between the two. Minstrel Show is more toward my favorite end of hip hop (true school early 90s shit), but on the whole lyrically Hell's Winter was probably better. However, as a concept album (which both were) LB's product is more successful, probably because of the skits and such. I mean you can tell what Hell's Winter is about too, but it isn't as complete in realizing it's statement as TMS. But then the beats on Hell's Winter have a little bit of an edge on 9th's productions simply because they switch up a lot more and have more variety. Yeah 9th is one of my favorite beatsters but I have noticed his tendency to take a really cool loop, repeat it 800 times and then throw the same boring drums over it.

So essentially I'm still torn between Little Brother and Cage for rap album of the year. I'm sure people will wonder why I didn't mention The Gayme, Paul Wall,Young Jeezy and the rest of those dudes and here is your answer: that shit sucked. Anyway, I'm leaving it up to all you boys and girls in the comment pit section to decided which one's better. See you bitches next year.

December 29, 2005

This Divided State: DVD Review

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It's no secret that Mormons are a buncha crazed religious fuckers. I don't know if all that shit about them trying to reanimate Joseph Smith's corpse is true or not, but suffice it to say it's no coincidence they were eventually given their own state.

In the new film This Divided State, by director Steven Greenstreet, it's presented as a sort of wacky coincidence that adherents of a religion with such a history of persecution for their beliefs would turn out to be the most close-minded motherfuckers you ever saw.

But then this movie's evenhanded like that. Like The New York Times, it gives equal time to a range of views, regardless of how ridonkulous they may be. Also, from what I understand, the director himself hails from Utah and hence may lack a certain frame of reference.

Which is not to say that these problems don't exist elsewhere. I remember when the school I went to would bring in the likes of Phyllis Schlafly and Whatever Rush Limbaugh's Brother's Name Is and 8 of the 9 libruhl kids on campus (Bol doesn't do protests) would get all aggy.

But Utah, man... what the fuck?

So back in September of '04 (i.e. like two months before The Election), the student gov't of Utah Valley State College got the bright idea to bring Michael Moore to campus for a speaking engagement - the rationale being that hearing both sides of the issues might be constructive and perhaps even normal for an alleged "learning community."

Of course, there was no small amount of outrage from the student body and other members of the community. Michael Moore himself, especially after Fahrenheit 9/11, was a fairly contentious figure and this was, after all, an election year. Shit was mad tense already.

One guy, who was himself intending to run for student gov't, took advantage of the situation to circulate a rather misleading petition demanding that the current President of it resign. The aforementioned Kay Anderson, meanwhile, just went plain batshit.

He had already had some beef with the student gov't for bringing in a rap concert featuring Nelly. Not because Nelly sucks, you see, but because his house backs right up to campus and he could hear them shouting curse words, even with his windows closed.

Before it was all said and done with, he would attempt to bribe and eventually sue the student body.

In an attempt to calm shit down, it was announced that Sean Hannity would be brought to campus a few days (or weeks, or whatever) before before the Moore appearance. Furthermore, he would waive his normal speaking fee and only demand the $50,000 it would cost to use his private jet.

Michael Moore, on the other hand, was charging a $40,000 fee, which was one of the main selling points of that one metro kid's petition. Nevermind the fact that ticket sales would more than offset that amount. Anyone who would so much as set foot in Utah is basically doing that state a favor.

The middle third of the film got bogged down with some less than interesting shit such as a visit with a local 39 year-old student who happens to more or less resemble Michael Moore, a guy from another school entirely whose name happens to be Michael Moore and a local establishment named - get this - Moore's Pizza.

But then the actual footage of the Moore and Hannity events was fairly entertaining. The part where Hannity invites a "queer" from the audience up onstage so the crowd can yell at him is right out of Pink Floyd's The Wall. And Moore's speach was certainly rousing if rather obnoxious and ultimately ineffective.

An interesting point though was when he stood by and watched as the two Nader people in the audience were manhandled and literally thrown out the front door, after he had just gone through his thing about how the two kids from student gov't were such heroes of free speech for bringing him to campus.

Anyway, while I expected this to be yet another one of those bullshit films designed to cash in on the hype surrounding Fahrenheit 9/11 and the 2004 election, I found This Divided State to be both entertaining as shit and a fascinating exploration of the kind of free speach issues this country faces given the current political atmosphere.

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December 27, 2005

Bol ends Rhymefest's career

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Has anyone else ever wondered why Rhymefest is signed to Mick Ronson, Jr.'s label, Trustfund Records, and not Kanye West's Good Music, or whatever it's called?

Me neither, but it's an interesting question.

A guy who was working on a story about 'Fest recently put forth the question to me and suggested that it might have something to do with a dispute over the "Jesus Walks" controversy. Which I guess makes enough sense, but had never really occurred to me up until that point.

See, I wouldn't sign Rhymefest to my own label, PenceFo Industries, because he lacks any potential to sell records, but then rappers are famous for giving record deals to the dudes that hold their weed in the airport.

So the question remains, How come 'Fest ain't rolling with Kanye? Peep this bit from a story (not the one I contributed to) about Rhymefest:

Given Rhymefest's close ties to West, many were surprised to learn that his album won't be coming out on West's own, Sony-affiliated label, already home to R&B sensation John Legend.

"There was an awkward time of two months when Kanye was very angry with me and angry at 'Fest a little bit," Ronson says about the signing.

Rhymefest says he signed with Ronson because he wanted to keep separate his friendship and business relationship with West.

In other words, Bol fucked up Rhymefest's deal with Kanye's label. I mean, think about it: Kanye's label was nominated for how many Grammys this year? Given the option, the idea that 'Fest would sign with some little tax write-off division of J Records in order to protect some sort of friendship seems entirely unlikely.

More damning quotes from the same article:

The Mindset Army, a loosely organized coalition of hip-hop fans, even circulated an online petition urging the Grammy organization to drop West from being honored as a writer of "Jesus Walks."

"What hurt me the most was the group never contacted me," Smith says of the incident. "Because of whatever their agenda against Kanye was, they could have hurt a business relationship, they could have hurt a friendship.

"Kanye called me up and was like, 'Yo, what the [heck] is this?' " he recalls. "I was like, 'I don't even know who these nuts are.' "

To make it plain: Kanye West opted not to sign Rhymefest to his vanity label because word was getting out about the fact that Rhymefest wrote Kanye's lyrics and he didn't want to create the appearance of impropriety by associating with him.

Not with millions of dollars at stake.

Knowing how much of a ridonkulous megalomaniac Kanye is, you wonder whether this was his own idea or if the order was handed down from above.

Tall Israelis...

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Hitting women

Hitting women

The writer Don Spears, in his 1991 literary masterpiece In Search of Goodpussy, famously put forth the question of whether or not using violence against women is ever justifiable. He suggests that this is one of those deeply personal issues, like one's position on the death penalty, and that it's up to each individual to decide.

Which probably makes more sense than some of us would like to think. Certainly, relations between men and women tend to vary between cultures. For example, a Mexican dude will straight up check his wife in the store. While that might look odd (and hilarious) to us, I'm sure it's more or less normal to the Mexican people, who tend to strongly value "machismo."

Here in the first world, putting your shoe on a woman is considered more or less a no-no. I don't know that it's any more illegal than hitting a guy, but it's frowned upon, socially. From the time we're small children on the playground, we're told it's not okay for boys to hit girls, regardless of what it is they might say.

I'm going to go ahead and put forth that if a woman physically threatens you, it's okay to beat her the same way you would beat a man. Bottom line. No man should sacrifice his personal safety just to satisfy a woman's ego. While it's true that no woman could ever pose much of a threat to me, I don't want to take the chance of one somehow fucking my shit up by accident, Julian McClanahan-style.

Beyond that though, I can't really condone any hitting of women. For example, if you were to walk in on your wife blowing the mailman, you'd probably be best off just kicking the bitch out on the street like homeboy in Hustle and Flow. I'm not saying she wouldn't deserve an ass whipping, I'm just saying don't do it.

Think about it like this: A retarded kid might do some fucked up shit to you like take a shit in its hand and throw it at you. Of course, in that situation you'd want to hit the little fucker, but then you know deep down inside that it's retarded and hence it doesn't know any better.

Sometimes women don't know any better, either. Still, part of being a man is knowing when to take the high road.

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My new computer

Not that anyone cares, but for Christmas the other day I got a new laptop computer. You'll recall (I think it was mentioned in the story about me) that I busted out the first 2 years plus of this site on a 6 year-old POS Compaq Presario.

Sometimes it actually worked fairly well, but other times you just wanted to beat it, like a woman.

This new one's a Gateway 6518GZ with an Intel Pentium M 1.7GHz and... um, a buncha other shit.

Peep the gulliness of its specs:

This Gateway laptop features an Intel Pentium M Processor, 512MB of swift, agile memory, and a huge 60GB hard drive. You’ll love this Gateway notebook’s fantastic DVD±RW optical drive! Watch movies, create your own DVDs or view presentations on the wonderful 15.4-inch Widescreen Ultrabright TFT WXGA screen.

Probably not on the level of some of you nerds' shit, but light years better than what I'd been using.

Also, I've had it for a few weeks now, but Mario Kart DS is like, the best thing ever. Seriously.

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December 26, 2005

Free Quinton Wilson

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You know, I've long advocated that killing a bum should be legal regardless of the circumstances. If a bum has the sheer balls to request money from you without providing any kind of service, you should be able to karate chop him right then and there. But then you should also be able to off a homeless person for no good reason in particular, because it helps clean up the environment.

Hence, I don't think Quinton Wilson (above, right) should face any charges for convincing Rex Leo (above, left), on a dare, to drink a bottle of liquid cleaner. Wilson, along with a waitress whom the manager said should've stopped the incident, was immediately fired and currently faces charges of aggravated battery.

The grim details, courtesy of the USA Today:

The incident began early Wednesday when Rex Leo went to a Waffle House after helping his sister decorate her house for Christmas.

Quinton Wilson, a cook, was drinking a bottle of apple juice and bickering with Rex Leo, Linda Leo said other customers told her.

After finishing the juice, Wilson allegedly filled it with liquid cleaner and dared Rex Leo to drink it. When Rex Leo wouldn't, witnesses told Linda Leo, Wilson offered him $5.
   
Already intoxicated, Rex Leo took the dare, his sister said.

"He slammed it about two-thirds down and collapsed, hit the floor," Linda Leo said. "We were told if help had arrived five minutes later, he'd be dead."

Now, let's look at some of the facts of this case:

  • Rex Leo had no business in the Waffle House in the first place. As far as I'm concerned, what happened to him is tantamount to drowning after you broke into Six Flags. That's fucking what you get!
  • A grown ass man should know better than to drink toxic-ass liquid cleaner. Perhaps this bum had a deathwish. I mean, he is fucking homeless. I'd kill myself too if I had to sleep at the Waffle House.
  • Quinton Wilson is just a young brother trying to make it. He could've been out begging people for handouts and sleeping in people's places of business, but he chose to work for a living. For that, he shouldn't be punished.

For a while there, it looked like the bum might die. The acid in the cleaner had burned most of his insides and hence he was kept heavily sedated while he breathed through a tube inserted in his throat. But recently the tube has been removed (nullus) and Leo is said to be breathing on his own and in stable condition.

No word yet on whether or not he has fully recovered, but since he never contributed much to society anyway, I'd say he's about as recovered as he needs to be. As far as I'm concerned, the charges against Quinton Wilson should be dropped, his position at the Waffle House should be reinstated and this whole thing should be considered a matter of no harm, no foul.

Young white women aging rapidly

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Are white women getting older faster? I mean, has anyone else noticed that a lot of white women's "sexy" is beginning to show its cracks earlier and earlier on, to the point where now a bitch might be lucky if she lasts till 25?

Turns out this may not just be endemic to the rural midwest, unlike basically every other personal appearance issue that ever existed. A recent AP story suggests that women as young as 24 are turning to wrinkle creams and other various methods to help fight back the aging process.

So sayeth the liberal Jew-run media:

"Instead of starting when you're 40 or 45, you might as well start now," says Joanne Katsigiannis [pictured above], a 24-year-old from suburban Chicago who's been using anti-aging products for about two years...

..."Vanity is probably the main reason I started using anti-aging products, as superficial as it is," says [Leslie] Speyers, a 24-year-old who works for a publishing company in Grand Rapids, Mich.

Part of the problem is that a lot of these broads have been going to these fake tanning booths for years and then one day realize how fucking retarded that is. I mean, don't get me wrong, all of the hottest girls fake tan, and also - and don't debate me on this - pale girls who fake tan are hotter than girls that happen to be born with naturally tan skin.

Also again, regardless of what anyone will tell you, girls with fake boobs are hot, in most cases even hotter in fact than girls with naturally large boobs, which can and eventually will look gross.

But it sure is unfortunate that most of these broads end up looking the way they end up looking. I guess it's just one of those situations where technology has yet to catch up with the needs of society, especially for those of us that can't afford whatever high tech shit it is they're using on the cast of "Desperate Housewives."

The only real solution I can think of is to push the legal age of consent back to 15.

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December 25, 2005

It's Christmastime

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As Bono Vox himself once sang, this year thank God it's them instead of you!

As for myself, I'm off to throw down, homeless man-style. Catch you bitches on the flipside.




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