Hollywood's 10 Hottest Actresses

The ten hottest actresses in Hollywood.

Scarlett Johansson. Impossibly hot, and also in two of my favorite movies ever, not to mention the new Woody Allen.

Keira Knightly. A bit flat chested, granted, but otherwise the hottest chick there ever was.

Jessica Biel. Recently named the sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine.

Natalie Portman. A marginal talent to be sure, but probably history's most attractive Jew broad.

Kirsten Dunst. Spiderman's hot girlfriend with the support issues. Oh yeah.

Mischa Barton. An actress on the WB or some such, Mischa Barton looks the way the Olsen twins would look if they were actually attractive.

Jessica Alba. In pictures she looks a little bit short, which doesn't really work for me, but otherwise a very nice package.

Rachel McAdams. The chick from Wedding Crashers. Yeah, I'll take a piece of that.

Anne Hathaway. Was in some shitty Disney movies, but recently went topless in some garbage-looking indie (Hint: Google is your friend)

Maggie Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal's hot, anti-American sister.