Who's this loser?

Why, it's yours truly! I made the cover of this week's Riverfront Times. Pick one up if you haven't already. Or, if you're lucky enough to not be here in St. Louis, you can always check it out over the Internets.
I only just flipped through it myself, but I notice they got quotes from everybody from jimi izrael, krispex, O-Dub and Clyde Smith to my old boss at Super Smokers (sorry, Jeff!), one of the chicks from Gawker (not the hot one though) and some so-called expert (read douche) from the University of Southern California.
Checkit:
- The Mad Blogger [Riverfront Times]


ah haha...ugly motherfucker...
Posted by: ..... | November 02, 2005 at 03:44 PM
congratulations; but i don't think they could have taken a picture that would have done a worse job of capturing your personality.
Posted by: fitz | November 02, 2005 at 03:54 PM
Congatulations Byron! I'd not read your early stuff about Kanye that the article mentions.
Posted by: Dr Ishakamusa Barashango | November 02, 2005 at 03:54 PM
What The f? You're black!? What a disgrace!
Posted by: wtf! | November 02, 2005 at 04:08 PM
You are fuckin hillarious and brilliant. keep that shit up. holla
Posted by: Bucky da ANIMAL | November 02, 2005 at 04:29 PM
congrats, you ugly mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: BlackimusPrime | November 02, 2005 at 04:45 PM
Congratulations Bol.
Posted by: vancity | November 02, 2005 at 04:53 PM
Nice one, Bol.
Posted by: Sean | November 02, 2005 at 05:02 PM
that article was fucking classic.
Posted by: ahsmi | November 02, 2005 at 05:05 PM
I'm maaad proud of you, daddy. Well muhfuckin' done.
Posted by: Spiddy | November 02, 2005 at 05:08 PM
What's up buddy? Just passed by a news stand and saw a the front page of the RFT. I fucking cracked up reading that article! Damn, I'm cool by RFT association twice now! If only The House of the Awesome would get some recognition, haha. Congratulations man! That is really cool. I'll tell all my buddies to pick up a copy! Keep it up sir, and again well done.
Foz
Posted by: Foz | November 02, 2005 at 05:53 PM
Good to see someone else other than me rocking "nerd frames" with no shame...fuck a contact lens!
Another classic quote from Clyde Smith in that article, pity he didn't Trenchcoat Mafia incident.
Kris Ex = Caught The Vapors!
He's gone from "Don't Body Yourself" to "You're a genius Bol!". Ha.
Posted by: Robbie | November 02, 2005 at 06:13 PM
>Crawford hijacked the URL of Ex's personal blog and rerouted readers to a page called 'Kris Ex is a Douche.' "I thought it was fuckin' funny," says Ex now. "It's an honor, because his targets have always been [celebrities] like Kanye West."
What the fuck ever.
Still, congrats Bol
Posted by: nastack.com | November 02, 2005 at 06:16 PM
That's not a real picture of you.
Posted by: rpop | November 02, 2005 at 06:22 PM
When he says: "I thought it was fuckin' funny," says Ex now. "It's an honor, because his targets have always been [celebrities] like Kanye West."
What he really means is: "I got sonned....badly. I also figured out that I suck at the internets and have returned to the safety of the print media."
Posted by: Robbie | November 02, 2005 at 06:29 PM
It astounds me that a black man would have a hip hop blog in which he perpetually trashes black people. Perhaps your immediate ancestry and environment was so fucked up that you formed this psychosis of hating the skin you're in and everybody that shares a similar kinship. I don't know what your major malfunction is, but I do know this; you're a fucking hypocritical piece of wanna be shit. You trash black rappers that have more money invested in their second hand clothes, than you paid for your worthless business degree. You know that a business degree is dime a dozen degree's by today's standards, don't you? Not one self respecting black man that frequents this site respects you. The only people that respect you on this site are those simple minded, dickless, race baiting, cracka ass cracka's that agree with you that black people are all jigs and animals. How fucking proud can you be, as a black man (supposedly) to continually advance such derogatory sentiments? Do you really think that makes you better? You really need to spit on others in order to feel superior? If so, you're about as demonic as the white fucks you seek to patronize here on this fake ass hip hop site. You're a fucking race traitor. You commit racial treason. STL must be a cesspool of a place that instills self hatred of the worst proportions. You're the type of "jig" that would sell out his family as slaves to the white man, then, write about how dumb the slaves are for being in slavery. Basically, you're a pompous ass wipe. You're the type of "jig" that I wouldn't have any problems running over with my car, or crushing your head with a brick. You're pussy. You're a bitch. You're a fag that hates homo's. You're a walking, breathing, beady eyed contradiction of the worst kind, yet, you're so fucking proud of yourself that you would post your picture (albeit to dispel rumors that the other picture floating around claiming to be of you is just a slight bit greasier than you actually look -- but not by much). With all do disrespect, your picture looks ghey as they get. You look gayer than Kanye West. You look like a lost little faggot that was abandoned by his "jig" father and raised by his bitter, rejected mother, who took out all her frustrations on you; so warping your brain that you learned to hate yourself and everything around you except trivial, inanimate things. You drool over white women because a fine, black woman can see you lack any semblance of manhood and would want nothing to do with you. In retaliation, what you seek is for white cracka ass cracka's to suck your dick (your posts), in a futile attempt to be loved, respected, and accepted by what you consider to be a superior "tribe", since you have no connection to any real base, being the psychic orphan that you apparently are. Yeah, bitch, I can see all that in how you look and what you do on this site. Pathetic would be a word to good to describe you. You give the word pathetic a bad name.
You rarely write anything complimentary about anything black people have to offer. There are many black men that do the same. A few that come to mind are Juan Williams, Clarence Thomas, and Armstrong Williams... People like that are those types of black men that think their shit doesn't stink. They adapt an "I'm different (or better) than those other niggers, which gives me the right to trash them just like white racists do". Sadly, every time you look in the mirror, you're reminded of how much you hate your own skin. You now have the motivation to trash yourself, so you run back to your computer with tears streaming from your greasy face and find some other black to rip up. Now you feel much, much better. Ahh, relief at the expense of your own race, just like Clarence Thomas. What can be said about someone who virtually brags about a degree in business administration that pisses on rappers that make more money (Kanye) in one hour, than they'll ever make in 10 years? It would be a compliment to call you a hater. That would be a term that could be applied to mere jealousy, which is a normal human fault. What you suffer from, however, is far worse.
That, to me, is a sickness. Now, I could go on and on about how fucking funny you look. No, you're not exceptionally ugly, but you're not exceptionally good looking either. You're an average "jig", to coin your favorite term. You are an "oatmeal man", bland and flavorless. You have so much in common with the afore mentioned Uncle Tom's and education doesn't advance you because you're a pathetic sell out. If caught on the streets by the "man", you'd still be whooped like a nigger because you are a nigger. You think those crackers would stop and say, "Well, I've read is blog site and he hates niggers as much as we do, thus, we should cut him some slack"? Get fucking real, dude.
You, to me, are a fucking disgrace. I don't say this because you're a sellout. I say this because you suffer from some serious self hate issues, while at the same time suffering from some delusions of grandeur just because you have a degree. You, however, aren't doing anything positive with your degree. You trash black people for a living.... and you're black. ?????
You had better come up with a new line of work before the hate crimes laws shut you down. Seriously.
Posted by: jig on jig crime | November 02, 2005 at 06:35 PM
Man, I dont know about the jig homie above me, but I enjoyed the article. There were some parts of it that had me crackin' up a bit. Especially the part about the Oliver Wang letter. Congrads on getting the cover, by the way! *smile*
It is pretty funny to me that some people didn't know you're black until now. lol Come on, it's not rocket science people. Haha.
Posted by: Dayrell | November 02, 2005 at 06:50 PM
jig crime says you're a psychic orphan. does that mean you can do some firestarter shit with your mind? damn, he just gave you superpowers. much props, nullus.
Posted by: spray | November 02, 2005 at 07:00 PM
^LOL.
Really, Bol. Fuck a seven page article, can you bend a spoon with your thoughts?
Posted by: Spiddy | November 02, 2005 at 07:10 PM
wtf they have ur lil brother for smh
Posted by: wow | November 02, 2005 at 07:13 PM
Dear jig on jig anal,
Please learn how to use the paragraph. Oh.. and comments shouldn't exceed the size of the original post... it just makes you look like a cocksmoker.
Posted by: daesonesb | November 02, 2005 at 07:16 PM
wow, Bol, congrats on the article...can somebody give me the Cliff notes version of that jig homie post??
Posted by: foxy | November 02, 2005 at 07:25 PM
Thus ends the old controversy about Byron's race.
Congrats, though, Bol. You're a little scarier-looking than I remembered you from another photo (holding up a tall-boy of Schlitz, if memory serves). Nullus, in all.
Posted by: RedZepprin | November 02, 2005 at 07:28 PM
wow dude wrote a whole fuckin essay on u COOOL
>.....pisses on rappers that make more money (Kanye) in one hour, than they'll ever make in 10 years?.....
mistakeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: wow | November 02, 2005 at 07:49 PM
Good Shit my nigga.
A nigga quit my job, so I don't get paid to read your shit no more, but I still catch up erry couple a dayz or so.
Between your calling Nor. Cali accents "grating", and CJ having a laugh at the expense of my story involving 2pac, Mushrooms, a blockbuster video, and a Ford Bronco II, I fuckin hate yall.
But I love yall.. Nullus.
Why no mention of Nullus in the article? I emailed the author, that was some thorough shit.
You should holler at dude that runs oddtodd.com, they gave his ass a free chair just for plugging some company.
Posted by: damebenz | November 02, 2005 at 07:54 PM
Congrats.
Your college background sounds real similar to mine..I'm in danger of taking a victory lap next year, myself. At least I had the good sense to aim for a computer science degree! Ha HA!
...
At any rate, I can't imagine flipping White Assholes ever in life. I didn't even finish my training for my summer Starbucks job.
But seriously, wtf is this codenames-at-restaurants bullshit?
Posted by: Edwin | November 02, 2005 at 08:03 PM
I noticed that there was no mention of the tall Israelis ruining your life in the article either. Was this intentional, or did they "suggest" that part be edited out of the final piece?
Posted by: "The Franchise" Christopher Simon | November 02, 2005 at 08:05 PM
I'm sure a phone call was made.
Posted by: Bol | November 02, 2005 at 08:07 PM
just wild.. the st. louis press must be easily impressed.
Posted by: og_hnic | November 02, 2005 at 08:16 PM
No, you're not exceptionally ugly, but you're not exceptionally good looking either.
LOL
Posted by: OranJuiceJones | November 02, 2005 at 08:34 PM
props!
Posted by: jimmy | November 02, 2005 at 08:43 PM
haha. Bol wins!
Posted by: jkg | November 02, 2005 at 08:47 PM
So i dont get this shit...are you black or white?
Posted by: geekbird | November 02, 2005 at 09:17 PM
Wow dude's comments up above were longer then the article itself. Can someone blog that for me, I definitely don't have time to read all that bullshit.
Posted by: Bucky da ANIMAL | November 02, 2005 at 09:25 PM
the "jig on jig" nig who wrote that long post is all mad because he like how the nice man mista crawford look and be all mad that mista crawford be running a site that white peoples like to read.
mista crawford be tolerant because he let the white man post here and get a good laugh here & there and that be causeing jealousy from gay niggas who wanna sleep with the mista crawford.
Posted by: RAY EARL MILFORD | November 02, 2005 at 09:39 PM
Between this telling comment and calling himself a jig I wonder who it is that really hates himself. Worthless business degree... nice values. No wonder black people are lost if this asshole is speaking for his people.
Posted by: Hambone | November 02, 2005 at 09:47 PM
I almost forgot, YO WHITE GIRLS, HOLLA!!!
Posted by: RAY EARL MILFORD | November 02, 2005 at 09:52 PM
I think byron is funny, but fuck compromisin to get along with white boys, theyd be pissed if i ran a site
Posted by: OranJuiceJones | November 02, 2005 at 10:45 PM
Is it to late for me to become the first black man to own a automotive detailing shop?
Posted by: Intelligent Black Man | November 02, 2005 at 10:55 PM
I am afraid this is unrelated to the prior posts, but I couldn't help noticing the article featuring this website in the *RFT.* I decided it would be an ideal place to pose the question I have been wondering for sometime, "Is there any hip-hop music that a white person like myself might enjoy listening to?" I am sure Mr. Crawford or one of his fellow urban music enthusiasts can judge what might be palatable to someone who appreciates only the most well-crafted melodies and poetically intricate and clever lyrics. I don't think the endeavor is futile, as I have in the past come across certain songs by artists of color that have struck my fancy, I believe by the *Temptations* or *Public Enemy.* I thank you all for taking the time to aid me in my query.
Sincerely,
Dave
Posted by: David Goldstein | November 02, 2005 at 11:36 PM
Congrats Bol. You know I love you, right?
Posted by: Eberhard Anheuser | November 03, 2005 at 12:01 AM
I went to read this stupid ‘jig on jig crime’ post but I haven't heard back as to whether I can get the rest of this week off from work to finish it. I fell asleep while skimming it, so I’ll have to order it from Books on Tape and maybe listen to the first half the next time I drive to Ontario. I’m sorry, but I don’t think to summarize it will make it shorter than the fucking Quran.
Posted by: Spiddy G. | November 03, 2005 at 12:24 AM
""He does, in my opinion, really smart satire. He does a lot of race baiting on his site -- and it's no accident that most of his readership are young, pseudo-hip white kids who presume him to be white. It's very interesting."
It's all true. Except I'm really hip.
Posted by: random_name | November 03, 2005 at 12:28 AM
like your cuz'n KANGAY would say...
"Top of the world baby, top of the world!"
Posted by: Billy Sunday | November 03, 2005 at 12:48 AM
I never saw you as much of a flip-flop wearing guy, Bol.
Posted by: Sean Pruitt | November 03, 2005 at 01:34 AM
i gotta take it to the color purple on you, son.
"you sho' is uglaay!! aahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!"
congrats, young bocephus.
check your email.
Posted by: the W, formerly known as WarriorMentality | November 03, 2005 at 02:28 AM
inb4essayonracism
Oopsy-doodle. Too late. I agree with this quote "he has this memory for minute details". You see this in alot of the reviews when you mention already used samples and shit. Good read man.
Posted by: Comistress | November 03, 2005 at 02:35 AM
>He writes under the name Bol -- a childhood nickname -- and uses only two fingers when he types.
aw, how cute. nullus.
Posted by: jimmy | November 03, 2005 at 03:31 AM
>He writes under the name Bol -- a childhood nickname -- and uses only two fingers when he types.
aw, how cute. nullus.
Posted by: jimmy | November 03, 2005 at 03:38 AM
[sycophant
sycophant (sîk´e-fent, sì´ke-) noun
A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.
Latin sýcophanta, informer, slanderer,]
for all the b.c. sycophant, pole smokers.
'jig on jig crime' was merely a metaphor for the debauchery committed by b.c. he does satirical drive by's on black people for a living, and he's black. that's black on black crime, metaphorically. but since you fuck faces didn't grasp that, let me respond as 'jig on jig crime'....
'jig on jig crime' makes a 6 figure salary, you little bitches. 'jig on jig crime' just wonders why a dumb fuck like b.c. doesn't get a real job and make real money. 'jig on jig crime' has no self hate issues. you bastards kill me when you assume that everyone that may be black, and i emphasize the may, is unemployed or poor or begging some white pussy for a job. not true. what would you white faggots do when you find out there are ethnicities out here that make more fucking money than you do? oh, yeah... you hate. that's all you shit stains can do because you definitely can't measure up to them. that's fucktard nature, i guess.
you stupid, laughable, fucks are on some beavis and butthead level. you want to suck b.c.'s dick... go right ahead. i'm sure that's the closest his fat, sloppy ass gets to sex with another human. more importantly, you pussies can say what you want about me. fuck youz. i'm doing just fine, thank you... got money, got a fine woman, loving family, friends i can trust, and a solid career and two businesses.
you lost cunts are on the level of jr. high school, pimple face adolescents, stuck in dumb shit mode, so i really give less than a fuck what's on your childish minds as it won't put a dent in my $12,000 per month salary (and that's just from the government job). like i said... i'm straight, financially and sexually, before you 'no homo', beavis buttheads go into your sophomoric south park frenzy. now, i know you are inclined to retort that you make more than me or that i'm lying about my income. no need to lie. in fact, my income is modest in the circle of friends i have. i only have a handful of renter's so far. i'm still a neophyte and am learning how to flip real estate towards my first million (after taxes). i just like to brag to losers stuck on stupid like you twats seem to be. i guarantee that if you fools were making real money in your lives, you wouldn't be all up b.c.'s impacted colon like you are. all youz smell a tad shitty to me.
point is b.c. and his $500 a month website is a sellout. tip: have some dignity and save your money, buy some real estate, flip it, and make real grown up money. do you need a loan? also chirren, there's always day trading or long term investments. ever tried unleaded gas futures? call and put options cover both directions, up or down. just a tip, suckers.
you b.c. infants can continue to suck on fat boy's mindfuck, man tits til your bellies are full and you all burp gorilla gas. you bitches don't faze me, as most of you (not all of you) are a gaggle of struggling loser sycophants. i can say this, i use the jig word, (his term, not mine), to make the point of a fucking loser jig like b.c. or bol or whatever that schizo's real name is, wasting all kinds of time with a shit stupid website like this. he's the first negro i've seen call another black man a jig while running an anti hip hop, hip hop site. as if..... b.c., maybe if you can create a couple dozen more faux sites and get enough suckers to visit said sites, then you can pull down enough money to be worth something. the only people that respect your work are racist crackers. perhaps you need to contact the rethuglicans. i'm sure they'll pay you a salary like mine to go forth and hate yourself, er, kanye. that is the only reason you're getting recognized you fucking uncle tom. and if i'm hating, it's because i would hate to have to prostitute myself the way you do. if i had to look in a mirror and see a peanut head with beady eye's, sitting atop a 300 pound sack of shit, i wouldn't be very happy either. satire, baby.... satire. and for you swine ass, piggly mother fuckers, i might post as a so called "jig", hispanic, or even a fucking slimy swine. you'll never know what race i am (i could be asian, hindu, or dutch for all that matters). i may be that foreign guy with that visa that your government is shipping in by the thousands to take your jobs. we come in all colors and the advantage we share is that we are not american. don't think we, uhh, they won't make the high salaries either, especially if your bi-lingual, but we, umm, i digress...
your comments are welcome because they won't put a dent in my paycheck, nor will your empty rhetoric deplete my bank account or affect my diverse portfolio. shit, i day trade and make more in one morning than you fuck offs make in a week, so get at me so i can see how many fish bite at this hooked dick (is this where the no homo goes?)
actually, this shit reminds me of when you go to the zoo to watch the gorilla throw shit at you. the only drawback is that the 300 pound gorilla gets shit all over himself too. i guess shit throwing isn't such a good profession after all. it may be fun once or twice, but, i'm so glad i don't have to throw shit for a living. if it's that hard to get a good paying job in the STL, perhaps your dumb ass should move elsewhere. come to dc. if you don't get jacked, you might get a good paying job in private industry, though, i'd suggest the government, more specifically, legal info tech security. they pay out the ass if you're certified and have active t.s. clearance (two years or more). if you're foreign and have a valid h1b visa, you're fucking coveted. once you're in, it's hard as hell to fire you if you do your job. you can still run your fake hip hop site, but don't let the brothers know it's you. you will get stomped.
since you bastards past time is ragging on people doing better than yourselves.... by all means, get at me. NOW! (i got money riding on how many of you cock muncher's nibble. don't disappoint me, i'm counting...)
tip: get that paper, cunts.
now, holler back, you shit throwing snow monkeys, and don't forget to wash your hands before you raid your mom's fridge.
No homo, homo's.
Nullus Sycophanticus!
Posted by: i'm rich, biatch! | November 03, 2005 at 04:34 AM
>running an anti hip hop, hip hop site
the notion that criticizing industry puppets and overrated plagiarists is 'anti hip hop' is as anti-hip-hop as it gets.
look, if you want to sound superior at least get your grammar down. yes, grammar - the shit they teach in grade school.
Posted by: jimmy | November 03, 2005 at 05:33 AM
I look up to you, jig on jig. Maybe some day I too can be successful enough to hit the big time while still writing thousand-word essays to my internet enemies at 4:30 am periodically.
Posted by: wow, sycophant is a hard word to understand | November 03, 2005 at 05:53 AM
Here, here! Jimmy, everything you've said is spot on! Down with the negative nancys!
Dave
Posted by: David Goldstein | November 03, 2005 at 06:18 AM
I have to agree that Bol is one big 300 lb. Oriole. I so wish that the rap community that you dis would get together and do a dis song on you. The sad thing is that you would prolly brag about it, thinking you were really a famous celebrity.
You look like an Alien abductee right after the lobotomy. Seriously, it looks like half your brain was removed, dude. (strangely enough, if you do a google search on the word 'lobotomy', most hits involve this site.. weird) Did they probe you too? Did you like it? (no homo) Did they make you play with a Ouija board? Are they coming back?
Yeah, you look like a lobotomized abductee that fucked with a Ouija board and ate too much pissy barbecue. The mystery is solved. It's all downhill from now on. You're done, but I think you already knew that.
Posted by: Erk & Jerk | November 03, 2005 at 06:43 AM
congrats, Bol.....but ummm didnt know u were a chubbster.....maybe its the pic i dunno....
Posted by: YouStink | November 03, 2005 at 06:48 AM
samuel jackson ?
Posted by: uh huh | November 03, 2005 at 06:57 AM
> > I went to read this stupid ‘jig on jig crime’ post but I haven't heard back as to whether I can get the rest of this week off from work to finish it. I fell asleep while skimming it,
LOL@jig on jig crime!
Seems to me that there's another writer on this blog site that gets more responses than Bol. I've seen him do it time and time again and you respond every time. If that's what it takes to get notariety jig on jig, or, whomever you are, you need to start your own blog. It's hilarious how you push their buttons.
good job.
Posted by: Carl | November 03, 2005 at 07:09 AM
so thats what you look like
Posted by: rossy104 | November 03, 2005 at 07:18 AM
> I look up to you, jig on jig. Maybe some day I too can be successful enough to hit the big time while still writing thousand-word essays to my internet enemies at 4:30 am periodically.
4:30 a.m. is not good for you? Sorry. Night differential = huge $$$'s.
Posted by: graveyard shift | November 03, 2005 at 07:22 AM
I'll give you credit for having the Bol's to reveal yourself.
One question though...
Are you premature bald or is that your Michael Jordan look?
Posted by: was not was | November 03, 2005 at 07:32 AM
>jig on jig crime
Yeah, he's typing alot. But think about it like this, I'd rather have him writing essays standing up for us blacks instead of seeing the supremicists typing their racial essays, which nobody seems to have the balls to respond to, which is cool. But why go against someone who is standing up for blacks even though he may have the wrong idea about some of Bol's posts?
Im just sayin.
Posted by: nastack.com | November 03, 2005 at 07:56 AM
Jig on Jig, chill out dude. I feel you, but it ain't that bad.
Off topic. Did anybody see LeBraun James first game? He's not Jordan yet but that mofo is the shit. Al I. had 35 but they lost. Artest didn't punch nobody. That's a good thing. More games tonight. Obvious I dig B-Ball. Bol, why didn't you play football you big lazy bum. Just kiddin, man.
Posted by: HoopDreams | November 03, 2005 at 07:56 AM
This site is pure entertainment. I am black and hold Bol's writing in esteem, regardless of the hilarious content. I respect his taste in indie rock music, because I too feel let down by present day hip hop artists. Who cares if he race baits, the shit attracts hits to his site. Stop hating and congratulate Bol on his uncanny ability to consisently manipulate impressionable ignorant white teens to his site regularly. Finally Bol, dont you every worry about killing your writing career for a high profile organization before it even begins with all this bigoted shit you write
Posted by: amedawg | November 03, 2005 at 08:07 AM
GIVE ME MY BABY BOL, BABY BOL, BABY BOL RIBS
GIVE ME MY BABY BOL, BABY BOL, BABY BOL RIBS
Posted by: RAY EARL MILFORD | November 03, 2005 at 08:19 AM
Congrats, Bol. I promise I'm going to have that Larry the Cable Guy review up Real Soon Now.
Posted by: Pete | November 03, 2005 at 08:31 AM
Against the odds, a New Times paper cuts a jig a break . . . and answers the burning queries about your race . . . this is a good moment for you . . . ride that shit, no Kurosawa . . .
Posted by: jimi | November 03, 2005 at 08:38 AM
The racists don't write long-winded essays; they just copy and paste some bullshit they find on a white supremacist's website. That's not even worth responding to. Some guy who wants to talk about how successful he is and how much he enjoys the handjobs his wife gives him while he trolls some guy's blog because the writer likes Ghostface and the Gin Blossoms more than Kanye West, however, is.
Posted by: no ray earl | November 03, 2005 at 08:54 AM
kill all white boys and jews, praise allah
Posted by: no ray earl | November 03, 2005 at 09:42 AM
You know what I think?
I think jig on jig crime is byron fuckin with us Oliver Wang style again.
But if I'm wrong... here's some advice
^4:30 a.m. is not good for you? Sorry. Night differential = huge $$$'s.
Making huge $$$'s = No time to make posts "here on this fake ass hip hop site"
or wait.. maybe you're so riiiiich biiiiyatch that you can do whatever you want whenever you want and so you like to come down here once in a while and mingle with us common folk.
Eat a dick you contradicting pansy ass.
Posted by: jerkstore | November 03, 2005 at 10:23 AM
That was a funny, but good article. Congrats for making the cover. Now you are just a few steps away from being "famous".
Posted by: Rah | November 03, 2005 at 10:41 AM
"I spent the last five years drinking coffee, watching TV and using the Internet, so...." he says with a shrug.
Posted by: Xinramski | November 03, 2005 at 11:43 AM
I'm glad to be the one to correct your stupid jig ass and make it clearly understood that the only cutting and pasting that goes on in these forums is by the retarded BLACK simians that are on this "bush is a satanist" and "all politicians are out to get the black man" crap.
And when they do cut and paste it's 3 pages of stupid bullshit that no-one reads or gives a flying fuck about on this or any other website.
So, NO stupid, its not the 3 or 4 white dudes who just happen to post responses to stupid niggers that want to talk some hypicritical bullshit that we just can't stand back and ignore.
On that point -
This comment by nastack is very interesting:
"Yeah, he's typing alot. But think about it like this, I'd rather have him writing essays standing up for us blacks instead of seeing the supremicists typing their racial essays, which nobody seems to have the balls to respond to, which is cool"
1. I am not a "supremicist", I believe that their is good and bad in every race, and that considering the numbers and ratios when it comes to crime and violence committed by blacks in this country, they got some serious issues as a race to work out.
NOT ONCE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME OR ANY OTHER WHITE PERSON THAT DISAGREED WITH WHAT WAS SAID SAY ANYTHING ALONG THE LINES OF:
"kill all white boys and jews, praise allah"
But we're the racists, huh?
2. White people like myself are so tired of flipping thru websites like this one and finding -
"whitey this, cracka that, honky owes me a living and every white person in this country is responsible for blacks having a total lack of self control and respect for everyone around them, including themselves."
Maybe if the "stupid jigs" pulled their heads out of their asses on this site and others like it, and stopped being total fucking hypicrates, we would have nothing to say, and you wouldnt hear a word from me or anyone else that's white and sees it for what it is and just wants to see some truth spoken instead of some stupid racist nigger hypicrate BS.
3. The few white people like myself that have the balls to say what we say, don't do it because it has anything to do with bol, if anything their has been quite a few times that I didnt like his article or commentary any more than any of the other "typical jig excuse BS" that I see on this site. BUT, I at least have the respect to not call the dude a racist or "oreo" or whatever term you wanna come up to describe the person that quite a bit of the time is only pointing out the truth or what he thinks is the truth.
Alot of what this all comes down to with what the whites like me say is the question of "Is what we say true, and if not, then why not disprove it?"
But we all know WHY they don't have anything to say after one of my "racial essays".
Its the same reason why the morons on this site are normally more concerned about grammer and spelling than they are about disproving or arguing against whats been said, which is that THEY KNOW WHAT IS SAID IS THE TRUTH, THEY JUST DON'T LIKE BEING REMINDED OF IT...AND CERTAINLY CAN'T HANDLE WHITEY POINTING IT OUT TO THEM.
And they REALLY can't stand another black person pointing it out either....which is totally obv. on this blog.
Oh, and BTW, the only "jigs" that I see besides the ones that typically post responses like the ones above on this site are :
'jig on jig crime' and 'I'm rich biatch'
The only thing they said loud and clear was that they, like the majority of niggers in this country, couldn't see the forest from the trees even if they got hit by a logging truck.
The simple truth of the matter is - The majority of blacks in this country are worthless, and white people shouldnt have to go thru 5 busloads of niggers to find 1 decent black person.
And maybe if your race as whole didnt act the way they do, we wouldnt be having this conversation.
Posted by: JoeP | November 03, 2005 at 11:43 AM
Congrats dude. Looks like you're losing weight. Funny how kris ex is now riding on yer knuts, nullus.
Posted by: Combat Jack | November 03, 2005 at 12:09 PM
losing weight? geez how big was he....
Posted by: YouStink | November 03, 2005 at 12:37 PM
byron "kleofus" crawford - mad props kid. great article, that shit up top though was mad long, i ain't even had time(patience/interest) to read it. archive that shit son. lmao. respect kid.
tito - i'm like dirt, i ain't hard to find
Posted by: tito | November 03, 2005 at 01:12 PM
silly people....thats not byron. byron is white =)
Posted by: v | November 03, 2005 at 01:29 PM
"What, is someone gonna sue me and take away my six-year-old computer?" Crawford says. "I'm not saying I'm above the law, but I know enough to know that there's only so much you can do over the Internet. Worst-case scenario, I might have to go delete a sentence, or change a few words around."
hahahahahaha fuckin Classic.
Congrats Homie
Posted by: Lucifer | November 03, 2005 at 01:57 PM
SINCE THE FACE BEEN REVEALED, GAME GOT REAL.
nice shit fam.
Posted by: ROX ONE | November 03, 2005 at 02:10 PM
not for nuttin Bol but i think u and raven simone make a cute couple.......i cant picture u wit these white anorexic women u love so much....ewww just aint right....
Posted by: YouStink | November 03, 2005 at 02:20 PM
I think Kris Ex has a crush on you, Bol.
Posted by: Lucifer | November 03, 2005 at 02:37 PM
bol you like the mixture between a bear and wilderbeast...
Posted by: drugdealer | November 03, 2005 at 03:51 PM
"Night shift = $$$$"
Yeah, gas station attendants make hella cash!
Bol's the man, you're the bitch.
Love Foz
Posted by: Foz | November 03, 2005 at 04:43 PM
“The simple truth of the matter is - The majority of blacks in this country are worthless, and white people shouldnt have to go thru 5 busloads of niggers to find 1 decent black person.”
I won’t dispute the fact that both races have their share of bullshit that they have caused not only for themselves but for others. Yup, as blacks we have definitely not wised up as much as I would like to see us. But JoeP you are going to make the aforementioned statement after “your forefathers” brought us here not as guests but as slaves implemented a system that is “believe it or not” still not geared towards the true up-liftment of blacks( as much as it is painful to say) we are not geared toward our own upliftment which is overwhelmingly obvious. But everything has to be viewed in context. That is to say we were not invited here and are ungratefully fucking up the USA but we were dragged here not off our own accord.
The simple truth of the matter is - white people have also contributed to you having to go thru 5 busloads of niggers to find 1 decent black person.
Posted by: A Black Panther Cometh | November 03, 2005 at 04:43 PM
>Bol's the man, you're the bitch.
uh, nullus??
Posted by: foxy | November 03, 2005 at 05:00 PM
Free speech is exactly what it is.
Quit looking for oranges in apple trees.
Stupid people say stupid things. Race is not a qualifier.
To the man lookin for one decent black person from five busloads of n*gg*rs.
Q: Given that there is roughly 13 to 14 percent black population and roughly 60 to 70 percent caucasian/european population in the United states, how many busloads of white people would I have to go through to find a good one?
A: More than Five.
Posted by: :)) | November 03, 2005 at 06:56 PM
I love the blog, but I swear; every time you would put white girl pictures up, or dis black girls and call thick black girls fat (raven samone), my man used to look at me and say, "This nigga just GAY."
I kept defending you till the end. Then I saw that pic and realized you've got 'gay mouth'. And that, my friend, is undefendable.
Posted by: Nikki | November 03, 2005 at 07:45 PM
you look like that alien that got his head blown off by will smith in men in black...no homo?
Posted by: Feemz | November 04, 2005 at 07:51 AM
Oliver Miller called.
He wants his body back.
Posted by: White Ninja | November 07, 2005 at 01:32 AM
damn fool. i hit this site only cause some other site linked to it laughin about your ass. you weigh 300 pounds, stay in your room 20 hours a day, have no real job, worked a k-mart, majored in the dumbest major in college, and have no bitch? yo, you need to get a real life. that usc guy was pplllaaayyyin you too.
Posted by: bol blows and proof | November 07, 2005 at 01:19 PM
jack said you're losing weight? damn motherfucker. what were you if home sitting internet typing bitchless bitch ghey mouthed kmart bagger boy is pushing around three hundred pounds of lard right now? you were like 400 dude?
Posted by: bol blows and proof | November 07, 2005 at 01:23 PM
>Yeah, gas station attendants make hella cash!
I'm barely old enough to remember when an attendant at a gas station would still fill your vehicle's gas tank for you, while you stayed in the car. Unfortunately, most if not all gas statons are self-serve only.
By the way, Congrats Bol!
Posted by: BK | November 09, 2005 at 02:03 PM
>Congrats, though, Bol. You're a little scarier-looking than I remembered you from another photo (holding up a tall-boy of Schlitz, if memory serves). Nullus, in all.
This is that photo (no homo):
http://www.byroncrawford.com/2004/11/hire_me.html
Posted by: BK | November 09, 2005 at 02:18 PM
man, lotta people think you're a clown on your own blog.
Posted by: Ming | November 14, 2005 at 09:23 PM
OH MY GOD...it's Bol!
Posted by: Snow Tight | November 14, 2005 at 11:10 PM
how come black people never smile in photographs?
Posted by: deeekin | November 14, 2005 at 11:14 PM
yeah a lot of us fucking hate you bol because your an overeducated windbag who serves no earthly purpose besides negativity. besides that your a fat dumb ugly piece of shit. your life will always be unfulfilling because for every 10 hours of hate you spew you disconnect yourself just a lil bit from reality. i dont care what the fuck you say i know you have bad eyesight from living behind your computer screen and you know that this bullshit is a culmination of all the reasons there aint no such damn thing as world peace...
and all yall who wanna contradict me save your time cause your only telling it to yourselves...you know you cant honestly stand up for this garbage in the 'real world' but you can sit down for it in the safety of your computer room...yall aint even count as human beings. id rather hang out with actual faggots than you soulless muhfukkas! bol please ban my ip cause this shit is bad for my health!
Posted by: yeh, fuckem! | November 14, 2005 at 11:37 PM
ps fuck kris ex...good job on that shit
Posted by: yeh, fuckem! | November 14, 2005 at 11:38 PM
PSS please fuckin disgrace yellow nigga. i hate that muhfukka more than you!
Posted by: yeh, fuckem! | November 14, 2005 at 11:39 PM