O-dub fellates a mannequin

There's a brief item about yours truly and the hip-hop George Takei*, Oliver Wang in today's SF Weekly. Nullus.

The gist of it is that the Weekly is making fun of O-Dub for being this politically correct ethnic studies-type who somehow managed to get labeled a racist.

Says them:

Oliver Wang is perhaps the Bay Area's most politically correct journalist, which would put him well in the running for the most politically correct journalist worldwide.

...Imagine Dog Bites' surprise, then, when we came across a blog post titled "Oliver Wang called me a nigger." Dated last October, it appears on St. Louis hip hop writer Byron Crawford's eponymous blog.

It sort of neglects the fact that this whole thing started when O-Dub and fellow Ph.D Clyde Smith decided they were going to team up and drive me from the Internets, which is unfortunate because it's likely that someone from Entertainment Weekly would've seen this article and decided to do a story on Pro Hip Hop.

Anyway, here's what they quoted me as saying:

"I don't really have anything against him personally," Crawford says of Wang. "When it started, I thought he was kind of against me, and I was pissed off about that. But I'm not anymore. It's just that I've got to write something every day, and he's so oblivious. It just goes to show the way the Internet works; it's not too difficult to spread misinformation about people."

If you're in the San Francisco area, you might sleep with one eye open try to pick up a copy. Otherwise, you can always check it out on the Internets.

• An Oliver Twist (scroll down) [SF Weekly]

*I started calling him that way before it was revealed that the guy who played Dr. Sulu on Star Trek is a fudge and long-time closet case. But here's the thing: If you ever hear one of O-Dub's things on NPR, he sounds exactly like George Takei. Seriously.