O-dub fellates a mannequin
There's a brief item about yours truly and the hip-hop George Takei*, Oliver Wang in today's SF Weekly. Nullus.
The gist of it is that the Weekly is making fun of O-Dub for being this politically correct ethnic studies-type who somehow managed to get labeled a racist.
Says them:
Oliver Wang is perhaps the Bay Area's most politically correct journalist, which would put him well in the running for the most politically correct journalist worldwide.
...Imagine Dog Bites' surprise, then, when we came across a blog post titled "Oliver Wang called me a nigger." Dated last October, it appears on St. Louis hip hop writer Byron Crawford's eponymous blog.
It sort of neglects the fact that this whole thing started when O-Dub and fellow Ph.D Clyde Smith decided they were going to team up and drive me from the Internets, which is unfortunate because it's likely that someone from Entertainment Weekly would've seen this article and decided to do a story on Pro Hip Hop.
Anyway, here's what they quoted me as saying:
"I don't really have anything against him personally," Crawford says of Wang. "When it started, I thought he was kind of against me, and I was pissed off about that. But I'm not anymore. It's just that I've got to write something every day, and he's so oblivious. It just goes to show the way the Internet works; it's not too difficult to spread misinformation about people."
If you're in the San Francisco area, you might sleep with one eye open try to pick up a copy. Otherwise, you can always check it out on the Internets.
- An Oliver Twist (scroll down) [SF Weekly]
*I started calling him that way before it was revealed that the guy who played Dr. Sulu on Star Trek is a fudge and long-time closet case. But here's the thing: If you ever hear one of O-Dub's things on NPR, he sounds exactly like George Takei. Seriously.
FIRST
Posted by: kid icarus | November 30, 2005 at 01:20 PM
>>Type "Oliver Wang" into Google, and the third result is, you guessed it, the "Oliver Wang called me a nigger" post.
Nice Work Bol, no one will ever take this guy siriously again.
Oh yeah, have you seen this?
http://media.putfile.com/Vince-Bischoff-Ce...vor-Series-2005
That white Cracker from WWE calls another white guy "nigger"...infront of Booker T, that one Black wrestler.
Posted by: Lucifer | November 30, 2005 at 01:36 PM
If that link dont work try this one:
http://media.putfile.com/Vince-Bischoff-Cena-and-Booker-T-segment-from-Survivor-Series-2005
Posted by: Lucifer | November 30, 2005 at 01:38 PM
appearently, o-dub's aim screename is:
olliecheeba
Posted by: http://djxplicit.blogspot.com | November 30, 2005 at 01:49 PM
^Fantastic.
Posted by: Bol | November 30, 2005 at 01:51 PM
the SF Weakly is possibly one of the stupidest, lousiest, lamest excuse for a free newspaper on the planet. the thing its best for is toilet paper for the homeless. in this same issue, check out the hatchet job they try to do on craigslist.com, which is taking all their money since craigs offers such great free classifieds. boo hoo, cry me a river that these newspaper conglomerate-monopolies have to fire their so-called reporters so that their CEOs can remain in the lap of luxury when their profits suffer from craigslist. seriously, the article is too funny. what whining bitches they are
Posted by: deez_MFN_nutz | November 30, 2005 at 03:18 PM
When I first skimmed through that article, I didn't notice that the name of the column was Dog Bites. I thought it was the nickname they came up with for O-Dub. That would've been hilarious.
Posted by: Sean | November 30, 2005 at 03:41 PM
Bol, soon Oliver Wang will to sue your ass (lol)
Posted by: jeliza | November 30, 2005 at 03:42 PM
One day, Bol, I oughta flesh out the lost O-Dub incident starring yours truly. If I hear about him trying to pop fly, I'm gonna pull his card hard. No Rashamon on all this, bitches.
Ayo . . . by some strange coincidence, some one wrote something about a hatchet job in the SF Weekly. Wow. A New Times paper. A hatchet job in a New Times paper?
P'shaw.
I
Posted by: the izza | November 30, 2005 at 04:23 PM
One day, Bol, I oughta flesh out the lost O-Dub incident starring yours truly. If I hear about him trying to pop fly, I'm gonna pull his card hard. No Rashamon on all this, bitches.
Ayo . . . by some strange coincidence, some one wrote something about a hatchet job in the SF Weekly. Wow. A New Times paper. A hatchet job in a New Times paper?
P'shaw.
I
Posted by: the izza | November 30, 2005 at 04:24 PM
lol at the fine print.
Posted by: jimmy | November 30, 2005 at 04:41 PM
Fuck all you mindless, motherfucking followers. It is amazing how such a lazy, ugly, shit-talking, blatantly obvious faggot (Bol) can have such a following of dick riders. Most of you homosexes would put your little 'no homo' here, just to cover up your sexual preference. Fuck Bol and fuck all of you.
Posted by: GetTimbalandUp | November 30, 2005 at 05:50 PM
I'm late. Heard this blog was the place to be. Glad I happened upon it. Peace.
Posted by: Laylah | December 01, 2005 at 12:57 AM
yes hes right, im gay as fuck...nhjic
Posted by: boI | December 01, 2005 at 02:26 AM
Dam he called you ugly!!!!! BWHAAAAAA
Posted by: zippy | December 01, 2005 at 02:52 AM
"yes hes right, im gay as fuck...nhjic"
Seem prettttttty obvious to me. Why else you so preoccupied widdit?
Posted by: bollocks | December 01, 2005 at 09:41 AM
I asked the wangmeister if he pee'd standing up or sitting down yesterday. He erased my post, must be that communist blood coarsing through his vains.
Posted by: mike tirico | December 01, 2005 at 02:42 PM
> I asked the wangmeister if he pee'd standing up or sitting down yesterday. He erased my post, must be that communist blood coarsing through his vains.
I knew you were a stupid ass poser.
vains = veins
pee'd = peed
Dumb mother fucker.
Posted by: tirico = blood clot | December 01, 2005 at 03:23 PM
Hey whats up weedypants
Posted by: mike tirico | December 01, 2005 at 04:05 PM