50 Cent's blue motorized dildo, nullus

First the whole dressing like a fudge thing and now this. Could it be that Fiddy Cent is trying to tell us something?
Rapper 50 Cent is planning to release his own new line of condoms and sex toys.
50 tells GQ magazine, "I need to make a 50 Cent condom, and a motorized version of me.
A "motorized version of me," eh?
"A motorized version of me will definitely have to be waterproof, so you could utilize it in the tub. A lot of them (vibrators) aren't waterproof.
"Blue is my favorite color, so it would probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo.
Um, why would he make it his own favorite color unless he plans to play with it himself, Bill O'Reilly-style? As Fiddy himself recently put it, "In hip-hop, there’s certain standards of things you can’t do."
Nullus on all of this.





Um, Nullus for being the first commentor on this one.
Posted by: BK | November 28, 2005 at 10:01 AM
How does he know for a fact that a lot of dildos aren't waterproof? Hmm...
No homo.
Posted by: Bol | November 28, 2005 at 10:28 AM
dude is past the border on this nonsense. even from a business POV there is something called oversaturation. I give him a year before he rapidly falls to the back of anyone's mind.
btw, what the hell is Nullus?
Posted by: tyrone | November 28, 2005 at 10:38 AM
It would be called, the "G-Unutt"?
Posted by: mike tirico | November 28, 2005 at 10:38 AM
THE HELL DOES NULLUS MEAN?
Posted by: WTF | November 28, 2005 at 10:40 AM
Its latin, for a length of Priapus
Posted by: mike tirico | November 28, 2005 at 10:43 AM
"we was so sick of seeing homo's in da club, we decided to open out own chain of g-unit gay clubs."
Posted by: ROX ONE | November 28, 2005 at 10:57 AM
Yo we got tha brand new new new nanew new neeew g-unit shorts that will actually fuck you dawg!, signed by fiddy himself, and the boys at the G ya know how they do, keep it real, get-it at me dawg, this is ya boy funkflex im out!
Posted by: funker | November 28, 2005 at 11:14 AM
So will the condoms have nine holes in them?
Posted by: Snow Tight | November 28, 2005 at 11:41 AM
You have to wonder how many white boys 50 turned out while in prison. As mentioned in this report from a human rights organization ( http://www.hrw.org/reports/2001/prison/report4.html ), the rape of prisoners is usually a black&brown on whitey&brown. There's probably white boys out there for whom the sight of a 50-cent dildo will bring back the horrific memories of his funk and spunk.
Posted by: shakabonga | November 28, 2005 at 12:15 PM
You can find him in the tuuuuuub....No foamo
Posted by: http://www.domeafavorbuddy.com | November 28, 2005 at 12:27 PM
the funny thing about all of this is that 50 says its modelled on him but hes not actually going to be using his own dick as the template
nullus on all of this too, of course
full story at www.rwdmag.com
Posted by: okokok | November 28, 2005 at 12:46 PM
So that's pretty much gonna be the picture used for 50 related posts from now on huh...makes sense.
Posted by: eskay | November 28, 2005 at 12:47 PM
this shit tooo fuckin funny lmfao
Posted by: supanicemc | November 28, 2005 at 12:56 PM
First Busta Rhymes cut his locks and now Fifty is making dildos.
That shit ain't gangster.
Hip-hop is truly dead.
Posted by: the izza | November 28, 2005 at 01:43 PM
Who the fuck has ever used the word gangster in relation to Busta Rhymes?
Posted by: uptown sinclair | November 28, 2005 at 02:06 PM
Now, did Ja Rule ever do anything as ghey as this? Fat Joe, get at this homo mother fucker. We can now officially called them G-G-G G-G-G G-SPOT UNIT!!
What's next? The 50 cent strap-on collection or motorized dildo that wiggles like Tony Yayo's retarded hand movements.
Put a double magnum condom on my nullus for this one, please.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy | November 28, 2005 at 03:50 PM
So fucked up.
But if you recall a few years ago, I remember Andre 3000 from Outkast was actually going to make his own line of sex toys. I don't know how that ever turned out, though. No homo.
Posted by: Captain Bee | November 28, 2005 at 06:52 PM
How about the G-Uncut?
Posted by: dc_heater | November 28, 2005 at 09:28 PM
i don't care what y'all think just give me my money. i will kill you all in jamaica queens fashion.
Posted by: 50 cent | November 28, 2005 at 10:38 PM
50 is a bitch...say it with me yall............. 50 is a bitch... DIE SLOW YOU COCK SUCKER,,SNITCH ASS FUCK...THE HOOD DON'T WANT YOU...R.I.P...50 =
REST IN PIECES CURT! AND FUCK YA FAMILY TOO!! DIE..DIE..DIE..DIE
Posted by: fuck 50 | November 30, 2005 at 11:51 AM
that nigga must B gay 2 want 2 put out dicks in his name fuck g-unit
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Posted by: G-Unit Ghey Gear | November 30, 2005 at 11:41 PM
50 is gay ....no question....if you feel the same way respond by saying FUCK "50" SOMBODY NEED TA MERK THAT CLOWN
Posted by: fuck 50 | December 01, 2005 at 11:57 AM
This is the gayest shit I have ever herd in my life. A man pimping a Blue Motorized Water Proof fucking dildo. What in the fucking hell... Remeber the good old days when rappers would smoke weed and beat the shit out of people shoot at cops and other rappers. And now a fucking blue motorized dildo Fiddy Cent is or had ruined rap. Whats next a Tony Yayo plastic mouth or maybe a Young Buck plastic ass for all those gay unit loving assholes to the there fudgepack on with.
Nullus and NO HOMO on all this shit...
Posted by: Jihad Joe | December 01, 2005 at 05:33 PM
fUck all that, yall keep kicking this no homo shit but the phrase no homo was coined by Jim Jones a dipset original. STOP DICKEATING WITH THAT "NO HOMO" SHIT, HOMO'S
BROWNY, NORTH SIDE OF PHILLY (AKA BADLANDS/THE LOSTWORLD)GET YOUR MIND RIGHT, PHILLY STAND UP.
Posted by: brownyfromPHI | December 02, 2005 at 10:10 AM
yall niggas heard that juelz got puched in brooklyn at a cd signin' by some Crip dude !! the funny thing is Jim Jones AKA Homo Status didnt do shit, NADA, Nothing!!!arnt they suppose to b GANGSTA??
LIKE ive been sayin Harlems niggas is all mouf!!
So what if they make the money Brooklyn niggas take the MONEY!!!
Posted by: Bkallday | December 04, 2005 at 01:27 PM
Hey don't be dissing on the waterproof dildo. I would buy it, use it, and then eat it. I can't wait to try it out. I'm also really interested in those butt plugs. They sound pretty sweet.
Posted by: clay | December 04, 2005 at 01:36 PM
all u niggas r fulla fuck . da niga knows dat shit gon make money fuckas. dats all da nigga doin makin money and if he be makin something to go in bitches pussy wat da fuck is wrong with that shit and its protrayed off of him but he aint usin his dick as a template cuz suppose some of u gay mothafuckas wanna use da shit i wouldbt use my shit either all u haters need 2 go get a life and stop hatin and jim jones woulda neva hurd dat shit bout juelz and dont do shit. u crazy motha fuckas???????its ......PURPLE CITY BITCHES........ and also GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-unit get it straight
Posted by: thug life | December 08, 2005 at 05:29 PM
yo 50 is a fag. His rhymes are pre-school. Tha niggas a snitch. He frontin with this dildo shit. I dunn care if he wants to make money, that niggas a bitch and needs to know when to stop. None peeps wanna see mans dick mould in tha market. Fuck that. Learn how to write lyrics you punk mothafucka, got off Dre's dick and stop be such a bitch. Faggit ass nigga. Fat Joe, Jada, The Game, they all rip you. Cuz you a bitch ass fag it. U dunn nigga.....g g g g g gg g g U NOT!!
Posted by: trav | April 16, 2006 at 09:44 AM
50 cent is so sexy...I'll buy anything of his...He makes money.. I'm in G-U NUTT
Posted by: Giselle | April 16, 2006 at 12:54 PM