50 Cent's blue motorized dildo, nullus

First the whole dressing like a fudge thing and now this. Could it be that Fiddy Cent is trying to tell us something?

Rapper 50 Cent is planning to release his own new line of condoms and sex toys.

50 tells GQ magazine, "I need to make a 50 Cent condom, and a motorized version of me.

A "motorized version of me," eh?

"A motorized version of me will definitely have to be waterproof, so you could utilize it in the tub. A lot of them (vibrators) aren't waterproof.

"Blue is my favorite color, so it would probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo.

Um, why would he make it his own favorite color unless he plans to play with it himself, Bill O'Reilly-style? As Fiddy himself recently put it, "In hip-hop, there’s certain standards of things you can’t do."

Nullus on all of this.