50 Cent is a fudge

It's official.

Supposedly, this is from next month's GQ. As you can see, Fiddy is rocking what appears to be a big, black snake around his neck, which is damn freudian. Also, how fucking tight is that shirt? And what happened to the sleeves?

I remember when I was a senior in high school, the woman at Photo Touch, or whatever it's called, tried to get me to strike some rather fruity-looking poses, but I had to put my foot down. I'm gully like that.

Nullus on all of this.

via Nah Right