The Real World: Austin - Episode 19: Episode Summary

TypePad is down as I'm writing this, so it might be tomorrow before I get a chance to post it. It's been a good 6 weeks since I've been able to get one of this up without some sort of issue.

I like how the dumbass editors at MTV have tried to edit together the making of this SXSW film to make it seem as if it's some huge issue. When it's really just a matter of stringing together 15 minutes of footage of a few random no-name bands. I mean, it's not like they have to come with a plot and characters.

Also, it's a damn shame the way they suckered Negrodamus into doing all of the work. Just because he took an entry-level survey course in film history at the local community college. I would've done that shit, but then I would've demanded to have sex with Johanna. I mean, it's only right.

Turns out the version Necrophilia put together was shit anyway. They've got 24 hours to put together something that's not complete and utter garbage. But a friend of Neurosurgeon's has invited him to a club to flex his MC skills (similar to his filmmaking skills) with some band. Meanwhile, Melanie and Rachel work on the project.

They manage to cut something else together, but they can't for the life of themselves transfer it to video. Neopolitan, Rachel and Lacey appear to be the only ones working on it, but then Nintendo gets pissed and walks out in a huff. Some kid shows up and fixes the entire situation with one or two keystrokes.

Finally, they managed to get a copy of the thing down to the Film Society for a screening. The shit didn't look especially better, but it's not like MTV was about to cancel next week's opportunity to ogle Melinda's ridonkulous boobs over some bullshit.

NEXT WEEK: An opportunity to ogle Melinda's ridonkulous boobs.