The Real World: Austin - Episode 18: Episode Summary
From the previews, this will be the episode in which Rachel's boyfriend comes to town and doesn't get any and Danny begins his hunt for the real killers, er, the guy that clocked him like 15 episodes ago.
We hear Rachel mention on the phone that they're going to fuck when he gets out there. Not that sex with that beast is much of a prize, but I can't imagine any guy traveling cross country just because he enjoys her personality. Meanwhile, Danny enlists a private dick to, I guess, go over the Fucking Videotape, and identify the aforementioned cold cock artist. Hopefully, MTV is picking up the tab for this.
Rachel's meat Eric arrives all the way from upstate New York complete with some tiny rat-looking dog. Danny gets the bright idea to put it in the pool and is Shocked that it already knows how to swim. Her, Eric and the dog go to bed together (white people) and it looks as if they might be about to get busy, but then she's like, Yeah, um, no.
(SIDENOTE: This new iTunes commercial with Eminem doing "Lose Yourself" is pretty ridiculous.)
Question: Technically, would it be illegal to rape a girl if she told you over the phone that she would have sex with you and then you flew all the way across country? Remember, she already said she would have sex with you. If you've got a good enough lawyer, I'm pretty sure that equals consent.
Ho shit! Eric actually has a conversation with Lacey about how he's getting played big time. Crazy shit. Apparently, it's loud enough to hear from the main downstairs area of the house. Also, before she was on the phone talking with someone about how he's putting away money each month to save up for a wedding ring.
Rachel confronts him about it in what looks like the carry-out area of some Macaroni Grill-style resturant. She mentions that Lacey is the roomie she's least closest to, and he counters that she still brought up some good points. Back at the crib, Wes gets the bright idea to invite some trim over and see if the kid can't score, fer chrissakes.
Amusingly enough, their little ruse appeared to be working, but then the kid didn't have the balls to go through with it. Two girls that were roughly 40 times better looking than Rachel offered to take him home and swallow his chode, at which point he ran from the place like a little bitch talking about how much he loves Rachel.
Damn.
NEXT WEEK: Their computer freezes, Juelz Santana-style.
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